Cruftbox: My Box of Cruft

Steve Jobs is a witch

Caddieclip, for the golfer who needs nothing

A college fraternity brother put his mechanical engineer skills to work and invented the Caddieclip. I bought a set and he sent me a bunch to test out. The Caddieclip is for golfers that like cigars or want to avoid putting their clubs on the ground.

Of course, I had to put the Caddieclip through Cruft Labs testing.

They come in five different colors. The purple one is a special version for charity.

Here is the putter suspended over the grass. For those that don’t play golf, often early morning games find the fairways and greens wet and it can get the grips all wet when you walk up with a wedge and a putter.

Sure enough, the Caddieclip keeps the club up out of the grass.

Next, I lit up a cigar and gave that a test as well. I enjoy a cigar on the links now and again, and having a place to put your cigar is a real problem. Once again, thanks to American ingenuity, the problem is solved.

I found that rather than taking the cigar in and out, I simply could smoke by using the Caddieclip as a holder. Functional and stylish.

3 hours into 30 seconds timelapse

I’ve been playing around with timelapse photo software from Granite Bay Software. It’s good stuff.
I step up in the living room and shot from around 5:30PM to 8:30PM. There is playing on the Wii, the DS, me reading, and all of us watching a movie…
Take a look.

Why CNN.com sucks

I check the news several times a day on the internet. In the past I have defaulted to CNN.com. They seemed to have good selection in lead stories and were never late with breaking news.
But now I’m looking for a new site to get my news from. Why? Here’s why:

The written word is gettting trounced by internet net video.
On the list of 12 Top Stories, only 7 of them can be read, 5 of them are video only.
I want to read my news, not watch it on video. Not to mention the time it takes. After clicking on the link, the video window pops up and the video starts streaming, then the advertisement plays. It takes 30 seconds to get to the actual video news story. That’s half a minute to wait for my link to complete, an eternity in web site design.
In 30 seconds, I could have probably read the entire news article if it was written, or after the first paragraph, decided I didn’t want to finish the story. Also, when you watch the news, you cannot highlight text and Google search to learn more about things easily.
I cannot understand why CNN is pushing video so much over text. Maybe they make more on advertising. Maybe they think it’s what people want.
So, I’m looking for a new news site to check. Any suggestions?

Heated coffee in a can

This morning I saw a can of Hillside Coffee in a self heating can. Of course, I had to give this a try. I’m a big fan of canned coffee, especially the iced Asian style.

I picked up the French Vanilla and Chai Tea flavors.

To heat the can is pretty simple. You simply pull the bottom cover off. The instructions say to wait until the pink dot turns white before drinking it. The pink dot is heat sensitive.

And punch down on that bubble with the greenish looking water in it. The bubble pops easily and the water flows out.
The simple reaction is water and quicklime. Quicklime is calcium oxide and the addition of water causes a exothermic (heat producing) reaction. The result is slaked lime (calcium hydroxide) which is a component of mortar in cement. Not exactly health food, but not deadly poison to be near your drink.

Sure enough, in a couple of minutes the coffee was hot and sure enough the pink dot was now white.

The heat of the can ws good, not boiling hot like you get a some places, but definitely a hot cup of coffee.

The flavor was good, but sweet. I was hoping for a little more coffee and a little less French Vanilla, but if you like those Starbucks frappa-latte-chinos with all that stuff tossed is, you’ll like this.

Obviously I had to open the thing up to see how it worked.

This video shows how the pieces go together. The water and quicklime mix in the central cylinder, heated the coffee that surrounds it. Good thermal distribution method. I did get a few strange looks at the office as I walked around with what looked like a marital aid.

The size of the whole thing is decieving. While it looks like a pint sized cup of coffee, it actually only hold 9.5 ounces of coffee. A typical small cup of coffee is about 12 ounces.
Still, it’s kinda fun and would make all the difference on a cold morning outdoors when there is no place to get hot coffee.

Why do you read pundits?

Yesterday was MacWorld, where Steve Jobs announced some great products. I’ve already ordered my Apple TV and will likely give the iPhone a serious consideration. I like many things about Apple, but some things still baffle me about the Apple fanatics.
What I found hilarious was the Apple Punditry and their predictions and reactions to the Keynote. In an IRC channel I was in during the Keynote, someone typed ‘Applegasm’ to reflect their feelings.
Why does Apple create such zealotry? I have no idea. But I find it hilarious.
Take the case of Daring Fireball, written by John Gruber, who as far as I can tell, has a career writing down his thoughts about Apple. I’ve never met John, but I’m sure he’s a nice guy that I would enjoy having a beer with (so if you read this John, I owe you a beer, or maybe a whole six pack). He’s regarded as a leading Apple Pundit by the blogsphere.
Let’s look at his predictions for Macworld Expo 2007:
New User Interface Theme to Replace Aqua in 10.5 (wrong)
iPod Mobile Phone (correct)
New MacBook Pro Form Factor (wrong)
New Sub-Compact MacBook (wrong)
iTV, Along With Apple-Branded Flat Screen TVs With iTV Built-In (½ right, Apple TV yes, flatscreens no)
Dual Quad-Core Mac Pros (wrong)
Demo of Adobe Photoshop CS3 Beta (wrong)
Roz Ho From Microsoft’s Mac BU – universal binary versions of the Office (wrong)
’07 Updates to the iWork and iLife suites. (wrong)
Higher-Speed AirPort Based on 802.11n (½ right, launched, but not in keynote)
So, out of 10 predictions, 1 fully right, 2 about ½ right. Batting .200 there John. Not enough for the big leagues. And he’s considered one of the top Apple pundits.
Again, nothing against John, but the web punditry and second guessing of every move by tech companies is a bit silly. Not only do the web pundits make silly predictions, they find reason to try to tear apart every new tech announcement with smug certainty.
Zune didn’t kill the iPod in 3 months? No 1080p on the Apple TV? Product is not open-firmware, open-source, and under $20? OMGWTFBBQ!
My professional life has been one long study in what technology can and can’t do. I have found that focusing on what hardware and software can’t do is basically useless. Focusing on what can actually be done and works is the only real way to examine technology.
Too often I hear smart people say things like “I won’t buy X because it doesn’t have [vaporware stage technology]”, instead of looking at working features and how they fit the actual needs. Kinda of like refusing to buy a car because it doesn’t fly and you ‘really want a flying car’ even though no flying cars exist. Don’t get me started on the silliness of people buying 1080p TVs under 60″…
My only guess is that web punditry is a form of tech porn that some people enjoy. Based on nothing, their opinions seem to be worth about the same.

Wikipedia Meme

By the command of my Austin friend, Tara Hacker:
1. Go to Wikipedia.
2. In the Search box, type your birth month and day (but not year).
3. List three events that happened on your birthday.
4. List two important birthdays and one interesting death.
5. List any holidays
6. Post it.
July 28 – Three Events
1914 – World War I begins
1945 – A US Army B-25 bomber accidentally crashes into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building
2002 – Nine coal miners trapped in the flooded Quecreek Mine in Somerset County, Pennsylvania, were rescued after 77 hours underground.
July 28 – Two Births, One Death
1929 – (b) Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, First Lady of the United States
1954 – (b) Hugo Chávez, President of Venezuela
1750 – (d) Johann Sebastian Bach
July 28 – Holidays
Canada – Commemoration of the deportation of the Acadians
San Marino – Fall of the Fascist Government
Now go my Loyal Cruft Readers and spread the meme.

Neat USB Devices

Over the holidays I picked up two neat USB gadgets.
First was the USB Pencil Sharpener from Cyberguys. It does a great job and is perfect for a pencil lover like me. The LED lights are a bonus.
The second was given to me by my co-worker, Edrolfo. It’s a USB Cylon Snowman from Thinkgeek. My daughters like to use it as a nightlight.
To better show you how great they are, here’s a little video.

On Notice

The following are on notice for 2007