How to brine a turkey

This year we served a turkey for Christmas Dinner. As is my way, the turkey was brined for maximum flavor and moistness.
I learned about brining turkeys from Alton Brown a few years ago. His recipe is good, but after a few years of tracking down all the ingredients, I have slimmed down the recipe dramtically. Basically, it’s the sugar and salt doing most of the work and the assorted flavors are generally lost IMHO.
You must brine a turkey a day in advance. If you are reading this an hour before the turkey needs to go into the oven, you are out of luck.
Turkey Brine
(for ~20 lb turkey)
1 cup kosher salt
1 cup brown sugar
2 quart vegetable stock
1 teaspoon Old Bay seasoning
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
5-6 pounds of ice
Boil up all the ingredients until the salt and sugar are completely dissolved. Add ice to chill down the brine until ice still floats in the pot.
It should look like this:


Next prepare the container to hold the turkey in. This year I used the Turkey Brining Bag by Grill Friends/Elizabeth Karmel. Elizabeth’s invention is great and worked wonderfully. The bag lets you use less brine and make less of a mess. If you don’t have a brining bag, you can use a large pot, big enough to hold a turkey.

Place the washed and empty turkey in the bag/pot (you did save the giblets didn’t you?). I resused a styrofoam box to hold the bag.

Pour the bring over the bird. Then put the rest of the ice in. You want the turkey submerged and cold.
You can put it in the fride if you have space or if you have a styrofoam box you can put it in the laundry room and make sure the ice isn’t melting.
Let the turkey bathe for a day and night until you are ready to cook it.

You did keep the giblets right? And do get permission to use them from She-who-is-in-charge-of-holiday-planning because sometimes the giblets are used for stuffing or gravy purposes.
Boil that heart, gizzard, and liver up!

Then present the holiday treat to your dog. Here, you see Piper ready to feast.

After brining, pull out the turkey and get it ready to cook. Don’t rinse it. Here I am stuffing the turkey.
Good luck and let me know how it goes for you.

My Year in Cities

Following the trend of Jason & Matt, here is my year in cities:
January
Las Vegas, Nevada – CES
London, England – Meetings
March
San Diego, California – ETech
Austin, Texas – SxSW
April
Las Vegas, Nevada – NAB
May
Kauai, Hawaii – Vacation
July
Duck, North Carolina – Vacation
London, England – Meetings
August
New York, New York – Meetings
Columbus, Ohio – Meetings
Hamilton, Bermuda – Matt & Yvette’s Wedding
September
Amsterdam, Netherlands – IBC
October
Orlando, Florida – Meetings
New York, New York – Meetings
Troy, New York – Alumni Weekend
November
San Francisco, California – Web 2.0
London, England – Meetings
New York, New York – Meetings
December
Dallas, Texas – Meetings
19 trips, 14 cities, 2 months with no travel

Disneyland

Today we went to Disneyland. Here’s the order of battle:
Space Mountain
Pirates of the Caribbean
Haunted Mansion
Splash Mountain
Tom Sawyer’s Island
Honey I Shrunk the Audience
Space Mountain
Star Tours
Space Mountain
Light crowds and cool weather. Perfection.

And so it begins

Yesterday the phone rang and I picked it up.
It was a boy, calling for my eldest daughter.
I handed the phone to my daughter and a big grin crossed her face and she twirled in place as she put the phone to her ear.
“Hello, I’ve been waiting for your call…”, she said into the phone, while motioning me away from her.
I knew this day would come, but didn’t really want to arrive just yet.

Wii is for us

Thanks to wonderful and generous Cousin James, we now have a Wii in the house.



The girls and I played all day and it is better than I would have hoped. Truly innovative and enjoyable by the whole family, I doubt the PS3 can compare to Wii on the broadscale. The PS3 has some promising capabilites for the hardcore gamer, but the Wii is the console that literally anyone can play and enjoy.

Bad Design at the LA Times

Last week the Los Angeles Times revealed their new design. Here’s a snippet of the press release:

The A section of The Times will sport an arresting new format beginning Oct. 22 aimed at providing a compelling snapshot of the day’s most interesting stories via skybox spotlights and a bolder index on the front page, as well as expanding the use of larger headlines, photographs, color, and information graphics, such as sidebars, back story boxes, maps and diagrams. It also will include the Opinion pages, Monday through Saturday.

Well, as one of the rare readers of the newspaper every morning, I have to say, it sucks.
Every morning I walk outside and pick up the Los Angeles Times and the New York Times. Even in this day of internet news, I still feel that for good in-depth reading, an actual newspaper is best. You might even see something that you want to read that wouldn’t normally search for… *gasp*


What are there, eight or nine different fonts and sizes. Geez, what a mess. The LA Times does a great job with their photos and especially their graphics, but this plethora of typefaces is just plain annoying.

Take a look at the right hand side. Now, the bullet sub-heads are informative, but what’s with the font change? The mix of sans serif and serif is strange. Using sans serif for headlines is pretty typical, switching to serif for the actual article. But why mix the two styles in the sub-headline bullet items?

Sliding over the the left side of the page, we find even wider use of the pull-downs in the newspaper design software. Left = ITALICS. Again, why can’t their be a little consistency here? Does the italics mean something special here? Do italics mean ‘don’t take this article seriously’ or ‘salacious stuff here’?

On the next day, take a look at the right column. Yep, we are back to the sans serif/serif battle. But what’s this, a question the in the headline? Really, news stories are supposed to be telling me the news, not asking me a question in the headline. This isn’t talk radio trying get you to make an irate phone call, it’s supposed to give me an impartial reporting of the news.
The second sub-headline reads ‘Pink light, Disaster Aid’. What exactly is that trying to tell me? There is no verb or even an obvious connection to the headline. Are these supposed to be tags? Are the editors trying to trick me into reading the article or are they trying to inform me?
I love the newspaper, but I hope the LA Times revises this design choice and refocus on the news rather than trying to mimic web sites.

Halloween 2006

Having had a good experience with it last year, we again gave away full size candies for Halloween.


This year, Zoe and I got our costumes from China. The world is truly flat that we can reach to the other side of the world to get a specific costume.

Zoe is dressed as Hinata Hyuga, I’m dressed as Kakashi Hatake , both from the Naruto TV show, and Mira is dressed as a 1920s Flapper Dancer.
As has become tradition, we kept a detailed record of all the costumes that appeared at Cruft Manor.
Kids Costume
9 Witch
8 Scream Mask
6 Monster Mask
5 Jason Voorhees
5 Nothing (lame…)
5 Power Ranger
4 Baby
4 Bee
4 Cat
4 Little Red Riding Hood
4 Ninja
4 Samurai
4 Spiderman
4 Superman
3 Devil
3 Evil Jester
3 Fairy
3 Knight
3 Snow White
3 The Devil
3 Trash Bag Head
3 Vampire
2 Darth Vader
2 Fireman
2 Girl Fairy
2 Half Angel/Half Devil
2 Normal Kid
2 Penguin
2 Skeleton
2 Spa Lady
2 Zorro
1 A Girl
1 A Guy
1 Adeliene
1 Alien
1 Angel
1 Barney & Betty Rubble
1 Baseball
1 Batgirl
1 Batman
1 Bee from Mexican TV Show
1 Belle
1 Bionicle
1 Buzz Lightyear
1 Chewbacca
1 Clown
1 Confused
1 Corpse Bride
1 Counter Strike Guy
1 Cousin It
1 Cow
1 Cowgirl
1 Crazy Girl
1 Crybaby
1 Dalmatian
1 Dead Fairy
1 Doctor
1 Dog
1 Dora the Explorer
1 Dorothy Gale
1 Eeyore
1 Egyptian Dancer
1 Executive Lady
1 Extreme Sports Dirt Bike Guy
1 Farmer
1 Female Cop
1 Freddie Kruger
1 Gandolf
1 Gangster
1 Ghost
1 Ghoul
1 GI Joe
1 Gothic Fairy
1 Graduate
1 Grecian Goddess
1 Halloween Business Man
1 Harry Potter
1 He doesn’t know
1 Heavenly Devil
1 Hobo
1 Hula Girl
1 Ice Princess
1 Incredible Hulk
1 Jailbird
1 Jasmine
1 Johnny Storm
1 Ladybug
1 Laker Cheerleader
1 Leatherface & two victims
1 Mad Hatter
1 Mafioso
1 Mark
1 Mexican
1 Mexican Jedi
1 Military Ninja
1 Mom of cat
1 Monkey
1 Monster
1 Mulan
1 Newspaper
1 Not Scared Girl
1 Nurse
1 Nurse walking dogs dressed as witch and dinosaur
1 Old Lady
1 Osama Bin Laden
1 Pajamas
1 Patrick from Spongebob
1 Pebbles & Bam Bam
1 Pierre the Frenchman
1 Pirate
1 Princess
1 Pumpkin
1 Punk Skull Diva
1 Purple Cow
1 Ragdoll
1 Robot
1 Rocker
1 Sally from Nightmare Before Xmas
1 Singer
1 Skeleton Bride
1 Skull Mother
1 Skull Warrior
1 Sleepover Girl
1 Sleepy Girl
1 Snake Handler
1 Solider
1 Stormtrooper
1 Student
1 Superwoman
1 The Black Knight
1 The Reaper
1 The Tooth Fairy
1 Tiger
1 Tinkerbell
1 Tomato
1 Undead Hobo
1 Undertaker
1 Urkel
1 White haired old chinese guy
1 Wings
1 Winnie the Pooh
1 Wolf
1 Woody
1 Zombie
That’s 225 different people that came to our door this year. Compared to 163 last year, that’s a significant increase.
The traditional scary costumes still top the list, but as you can see, pretty much every genre is represented. I found it quite fun to ask each child what they were dressed as and hear their response. That baffled look on their face as I hold a full size candy in front of them, waiting for their answer is great.