Cruftbox: My Box of Cruft

Take a moment to read this truly fascinating article about stopping to listen to musicians. (via MeFi)

One day while out shopping, Michele bought a corned brisket. She’s aways on the lookout for new things and knew that I’d be interested in a whole corned beef that wasn’t sliced.
The difference between corned beef and pastrami is subtle. In both cases, a beef brisket is ‘corned’ by curing it in a salt brine for a couple weeks. This comes from the days before refrigeration, where the use of salt and sugar to preserve meat for a long time was common.
To turn the corned brisket into a corned beef, you boil the meat.
To turn the corned brisket into pastrami, you smoke the meat.
Loyal Cruft Readers will know that I love to smoke meats, so I decided to make pastrami.
Here is the brisket.

To smoke the meat, I needed a pastrami rub recipe to properly season it. I found this pastrami rub recipe and decided it looked good.

* 5 tablespoons kosher salt
* 4 tablespoons paprika
* 3 tablespoons coriander seeds
* 3 tablespoons brown sugar
* 2 tablespoons black peppercorns
* 2 tablespoons yellow mustard seeds
* 1 tablespoon white peppercorns
* 8 cloves garlic, minced
I enjoy making my own spice rubs. It’s fun to grind things up and mix things together. The smell is amazing.

The rub is applied liberally to the corned brisket.

And into the smoker it goes.

I hit it with smoke for about two hours and then gave it about 3 more hours of straight heat.
The pastrami looked pretty good coming out and definitely had a bit of the ‘pastrami smell’. I was quite encouraged.

Slicing the pastrami revealed a nice look of pink meat, typical of corned meat. Normally cooking meat this long would have turned it gray. Thanks to the nitrates in the corning brine, the color is maintained.
Of course, the real test is the taste. I’ll have to admit, I was a little disappointed. While is had a hint of the pastrami flavor, it tasted much stronger of a traditional corned beef. Maybe I should have soaked it in water a bit to release more salt or maybe they had pre-boiled the meat.

We enjoyed the pastrami, but I know I can do better. I will buy a raw brisket and corn it myself this time. Alton Brown, my culinary hero, did an episode on corning beef, and I will follow his recipe.
Let me know if you have any suggestions, I haven’t found a lot of home pastrami makers out there.

I have uncovered the true business plan for Twitter.
Twitter is a front organization for the cell phone battery manufacturers.
Their nefarious plot is to make your mobile phone vibrate so much from Twitter messages that the batteries literally wear out and you need to buy replacements.
Doubt me? Then you come up with a business model for Twitter that makes better sense.

For those of you trying to get Battlefield 2142 running under Vista, I feel your pain.
Here is what I did to get it running:
1) Fully install and patch up BF2142
2) Go to the Punkbuster site for BF2142 and get the latest update. I recommend the simple PBSetup program that handles it all for you. Install the latest updates to Punkbuster.
3) Right-click on the BF2142 shortcut and choose Properties. Got to the Compatibility tab and select Run this program as an administrator.

This should allow BF2142 to run and not get you kicked out due to Punkbuster not being able to do it’s job.
If you have User Access Control turned on, it will ask you if you allow BF2142 to run as administrator. You have have to say Allow, every single time. Yes, that sucks…
Even with this, BF2142 still crashes on occasion. It doesn’t crash the whole machine, and Vista recovers from it easily, but it is a pain. I hope EA releases a Vista patch to help things.
Here’s another tip to auto-login you solider. Right-click on the BF2142 shortcut and choose Properties. Got to the Shortcut tab, and add this info to the Target field at the end
+eaAccountName YourAccountName +eaAccountPassword YourPassword +soldierName YourSoldier

You can’t avoid the starting movie other than hitting ESC after the earth rises, but then it will take you directly to the BFHQ screen.
This and other command line tricks can be found at the great Tweakguides 2142 site.
Good luck and see you on the Battlefield.

Last Friday, there was a fire in Burbank, very near my office. On the way back from Lunch, it was just starting. This is what it looked like early.

Then it really started going as you can see by the flames here.

The flames created a huge plume of smoke that was noticeable everywhere in the LA basin.

You probably saw similar pictures in the newspaper and on the internet.
What you probably didn’t see was the aftermath. This is the same hillside on Monday morning.

So you can tell the extent of the fire’s damage, I’ve made it a bit clearer for you.
BTW, the round roofed buildings in the foreground are on the Warner Brothers Studio Lot.

Thanks to the LAFD and other involved agencies who put the fire down quickly. It was amazing to watch the water drops placed so accurately.

I was out walking the dog today when I came across a huge mushroom.

Perhaps we should prepare in case it grows even bigger…

Recently, Ann Coulter made a derogatory statement about John Edwards. I went to Coulter’s site and saw that Ampd, the mobile phone company, was advertising on her site.
I wrote this letter in complaint:

From:
Received: 03/06/2007 03:22am Eastern Standard Time (GMT – 4:00 )
To: < customercare@ampd.cust-serv.com >
Subject: Ann Coulter
Michael Pusateri
You advertise on Ann Coulters web site. She is offensive and bigoted.
You should not advertise on her site.

After almost two weeks, I received this email in response:

Sean < customercare@ampd.cust-serv.com >
Hi michael@pusateri.org,
Thanks for your email.
Our goal in our advertising is to get attention from, as many segments of the market as possible. We try to be a-political and cater to the humor of both the left and the right.
While Anne Coulter tries to stir up controversy and has been known to have foot in mouth disease, as noted in the recent event where she made a bad joke in reference to some actors decision to check himself into rehab after he got mad at a co worker and used a derogatory term. People, do say bad things and tell bad jokes that don’t go over well
And there are a lot of statements from the left are derogatory towards the right many have come from artists who are on Amp’d live and on channels and shows we advertise on.
If you don’t wish to buy Amp’d because we advertise on Anne “my right foot is in my mouth” Coulter’s webpage remember that there is a Republican who is not getting Amp’d because we advertise on a page or program where the individual has the left foot in their mouth or have Little Bush which satirizes George W. and if you look at https://coolstuff.ampd.com/content/channelguide/index.html you will notice Logo which
Caters to the Homo and bisexual market. As you can see like Mad magazine we are an equal opportunity offender and are trying to appeal to differing segments of the market. So if we were to pull adds and artist for their statements which we are not responsible for we would not be able to advertise any where and offer no content because we would be to afraid that we may offend some one to do anything.
Have we answered your question? We hope so. If any other questions come to mind, feel free to email back.

Wow, just plain wow.

A couple years ago, I wrote about being a NFL Widower due to my wife Michele’s football obsession. Jen Brown, a writer for MSNBC.com, called to speak with both of us about it for their upcoming story on couples dealing with football fanaticism.
Yesterday, MSNBC published a story about women who love football and Michele is one of the main topics of the article. Give it a read!
Michele is becoming quite the person for journalists to interview. Just last year, she was in the New York Times talking our experiences in adopting a dog.

Here is what it looked like at the Starbucks at work for free coffee day…

It’s the last day of South by Southwest and I’m finally finding a moment to blog about things.
The sessions here have been good, not great. Henry Jenkins was great.
But overall, there isn’t alot of what’s new, it’s more about what’s hot. Making money off of video is hot, thinking that web sites can change the world are hot, and obsessing over design is hot.
A few good moments:

• Seeing drunk geeks limbo under a glowing light saber.
• Getting the best swag of the show, a Flickr lens cleaner. BTW, the Yahoo party had the best food.
• Eating lunch everyday at Champions so my brother Matt could watch basketball.
• Meeting a woman when when choosing between giving up alcohol, sex, and cheese for Lent, chose cheese.
• Having Robert Scoble try to steal the beer I was bringing to Heathervescent.
• Paying $4 for a Starbucks Doubleshot can.
• Meeting Neal Pollack at a bar, not knowing who he was, and thinking he was rather unfunny.
       Update: Some (who didn’t pay attention in English class) think that I am saying that that Neal is not funny. In fact, I am using irony, because Neal is, in fact, funny.
• Eating pizza while drunk at 2AM when the daylight savings switch happened on Saturday night.
• Watching my brother sleep through the Dan Rather Keynote with a can of Monster energy drink in his hand.
• Seeing Ze Frank at the web awards. He’s just as funny live and in-person.

Here’s my SxSW story about The Liberation of the Alcohol:
On Saturday night, we ended up at a party called 8-Bit. The 8-Bit party was huge and it was packed. Here is the layout of the party.

As you can see, the larger part of the party was served by a beer bar, and liquor was seperated into a seperate concentration camp. I and others felt that this was patently unfair and prejudiced against liquor.
Thankfully, my co-worker Scott came upon the idea of how to liberate the liquor from it’s camp and into the freedom of the larger party.
The trick was to walk over to the liquor camp and order a drink. Then casually walk over and place the drink on top of one of the wooden fence posts. Next, leave the liquor camp and walk past the guards empty handed and back into the beer camp. Finally (and with stealth) walk over to the fence posts and liberate the liquor into the freedom of the beer area.
This underground railroad of booze operated just fine for quite a while. However, no good thing lasts forever. I bumped into Michael Buffington and asked if he wanted on the liberation team. He ethusiastically joined up and we made yet another foray into the barren liquor zone. We got the drink, placed them on fence posts and took the long walk. Upon the moment of liquor retrieval, Mike was so excited he said something to someone on the other side of the fence (very un-ninja-like) and the bar manager woke from his Col. Klink style nap, hopped up and busted us.
This put an end to the liberation scheme and we forced to return to the liquor camp to consume our drinks. Fortunately, this was near closing time, and we were soon booted out of the party completely to wander drunkenly back toward Sixth Street to find pizza.