Damn woman!

I’m on a flight from Cincinnati to LA. As I got on the flight I noticed a number of people sniffling, obviously sick. As I sat down, I thought, “Damn, I’m lucky to have avoided getting sick over the holidays.”

To my right there was a woman who was fidgeting quite a bit. She kept messing with books and her bags. I didn’t think much of it.

After a while I started to feel bad. I got a headache and my throat started to close up. I feared I was getting sick. I drank tons of water and tried to rest. I couldn’t believe that after I left the cold weather I was catching a cold.

The plane landed and I got ready to leave. I heard the fidgety woman start to murmur what sounded like baby talk. Than I heard a distinct ‘Me-ow’. I turned to look and saw that she had cat in her carry-on bag. A cat! I am terribly allergic to cats. This woman had assualted me with her biological weapon, the cat.

What happened to putting pets in the hold? America is on the decline.

Weblogs and depression

I’m been on vacation visiting the inlaws since Christmas. Without my l33t gaming box, I am unable to enjoy nightly doses of online gaming to sate my need for carnage. I end up surfing the web endlessly, link upon link. Once you get on a weblog path, it inevitably leads to more weblogs. I started to notice a trend among some the weblogs. They are all depressed. Entry after entry of “I’m bored” or “My life sucks”. Is life out there really so bad. When I visited some college guys in my fraternity for alumni weekend a few months ago, they seemed to be happy.

Perhaps its all the smoking that Generation Y does. Seems like all the 20 somethings around all love to suck on some good old tobbaco. Perhaps Philip Morris could lace the cigarettes with Prozac. Instant happiness!

Oh yes, Happy New Year. Michele and I went to vist my brother Matt and his wife Jessica in Washington, D.C. We had a great time. Matt and I watched TV and played PSX2 and the wives shopped. For New Year’s Eve, we went out to dinner and a cool blues bar. The wives drank a bit much. Of course, we men had no problem, but the next morning, the girls were a bit hung over. Poor Michele got sicker and sicker. She threw up on in the airport in DC, in the airport in Philadelphia, on the plane, in the airport in Cincinnati, in the car on the way form the airport, and in the house once we arrived. That’s some world class puking if you ask me. I’m damn proud of my wife!

Modems, a terrible curse

Currently, I am helping my sister-in-law with her Mac. I am downloading IE5. It’s a 6.8 MB d/l. I’m used to a nice DSL connection where a 6.8 MB d/l takes a few minutes. Her computer has a 28.8 modem. It is taking 30+ minutes to get this file.

How does the world handle this? Why haven’t the masses risen up and demanded broadband? I can’t imagine how painful the net is when your connection is at 28.8.

stupidname@aol.com

I have nothing against AOL. It works great for many people and that’s good. I don’t use it but many people do happily.

What I do have a problem with is people using an AOL email address for business. I mean come on, how unprofessional can you get? Would you have all your business calls on your home phone?

It costs less than $20 a month to have a company email address. If any business can’t afford $20 a month they won’t be in business long.

Why am I so pissed? Well, I’m dealing with the producer of a new TV show and he has an AOL email address and uses the cutsy HTML stuff in his emails. This guy makes MILLIONS and he’s still using AOL for his business. Perhaps I’m an elitist from the early days of the net, but why would any company want to advertise their ISP instead of their company?

Look on in envy…

Today I actually waited outside in a line to buy tickets to a concert.

Yes, I got lucky and had the bracelet that put me third in line to get tickets. Yes, Michele and I will be seeing the following bands: Deftones, Incubus, Moby, No Doubt, Papa Roach, Weezer, Disturbed, Linkin Park, Green Day, and Everclear.

Everclear is Michele’s favorite band, and Green day is mine. Good karma I guess.

What the hell am I doing?

Calm down. I’m not that insane. I was asked to get a PSX2 for the office. The only reasonable way to buy one is to get it off an auction. Furthermore, I needed to find an seller that accepts the corporate American Express card. Therefore, the high cost.

I will have to test out this system. Oh yes, test it I will. :)Where’s my copy of Kessen?

Damn IE…

Netscape 4.7x is sucking so bad,I’m trying Internet Explorer. It’s OK, except on HUGE flaw. In Netscape, I can right click on an image and one option is “Copy Image Location”. I use this all the time.

The problem is that IE doesn’t have this right click option. The closest I can do is to right clcik on the image, choose properties, and then copy the URl from the properties gump. That is WAY too much work.

Someone wake up Steve Ballmer and make him fix this.

Yah, yah, I know about Netscape 6, but I’ll rant about that later.

RP on the “hard shard”

RP on the ‘hard shard’?

When Siege Perilous was started, many players stayed away. “It will all be PKs” is what people said. The shard began and yes, the PKs showed up in full force. Anti-PK teams were formed to combat them. Eventually the line between anti and PK became blurred as former PKs joined the anti cause to fight blue members of PK guilds. All the while, RP flourished with guilds of orcs, dwarves, undead of several sorts, assorted empires, various religious orders, noble houses, and assassin guilds. All of these guilds participated in the fighting. Alliances not based on anti or PK were formed.

As time passed, the Renaissance changes occurred on the regular shards and the Felucca facets seemed rather empty as PKs were confined and safety was guaranteed in Trammel. On Siege, alliances rose and fell, guilds disappeared, red or blue color no longer determined what kind of person a character was. Large scale guild battles slowed in favor or more tactical ambushes and fast attacks. The town of Safe Haven, founded in the shard’s earliest days, be came a hot point of battle and conflict.

The town of Safe Haven was formed as a neutral ground for all players to meet and buy good from a variety of vendors. The rule was no fighting in SH, everyone is welcome. This broke down as determined grief players forced the formation of Safe Haven defenses. Fighting occurs nightly between attackers and defenders.

Outside of Safe Haven, limited Faction fighting raged and guild wars continue unabated. Numerous events occur from battles to control the Shadowclan’s Keep to helping lost people with purple names find mysterious objects.

Currently, an election is taking place in Safe Haven for Mayor. The topic of mayor is at the top of the discussion on the shard’s “war” messageboards at battlevortex.com. Take a look at the candidates. BTW, the current mayor is Vaniir, a former PK and member of GC, now leader Temple of the Ronin.

Debain Zataurous – former PK, advocates a strong defense with no mercy for SH enemies

Kelly Kindred – advocate of relaxing the laws and for having tolerance on how people play the game.

Gorg’da’guud – a partially deaf Shadowclan orc, advocates razing most Safe Haven buildings and putting and end to the human’s practice of eating their children.

Ammar of NAO – member of an outlaw hillbilly guild that advocates reducing the fighting and encouraging the vendors.

Glendor – leader of a anti-grief player guild, advocates the reduction of fighting and the increase of shard wide events.

Of these candidates, most of them are red. All of them engage in roleplay and are backed by groups in the various PvP alliances on the shard.

I submit to you that Siege Perilous, “the hard shard”, it actually the last bastion of real roleplay in Ultima Online. Without the artificial restrictions of Trammel and stat loss, the importance of guilds, alliances, and fights, takes on importance to players in the game. Where else can groups claim and defend territory? Where else are the top PvP guilds also strict roleplay guilds? Where else are players judged by their actions and not their hue? Where else do the large guilds fund a guild run specifically for the benefit of new players and PKs avoid attacking these new players?

On Siege Perilous you find the player justice and real diplomacy that has been lost in most online games. For the shard that was viewed as “PK heaven”, it has become anything but.

Wish List

I have been asked by people for a holiday wish list. As a confirmed procrastinator, I have put it off until today. Yesterday, I was threatened with coal in a stocking. As a result, I wrote up a list.

I assumed you voyeurs, greedy for any bit of new data will want to see it too.

I present to you, my holiday wish list.