Issue 34: Cycling, Counterfeiting, and China

Like many cycling enthusiasts, when I got started riding, I went a little nuts with cycling jerseys and started buying all kinds of crazy ones from eBay and local shops. After bit I started to feel that I didn’t want to be a billboard for products or for teams that I had never ridden for.

I stumbled into the jerseys by Twin Six and fell in love. Twin Six was started by cyclists who happened to be graphic designers and wanted to wear something other than jerseys with beer company logos on them. They wanted interesting designs, not plain, dull jerseys.

Over the last few years, I have gathered quite a few Twin Six jerseys. Let’s be honest, I have way too many jerseys. More than anyone actually needs. But since I’m still riding my 7 year old road bike rather than succumbing to a fresh round of carbon fever, I kinda justify my spending. My wife, of course, just rolls her eyes at me when a new jersey arrives. I won’t mention her Lululemon & Athleta habits…

Yes, it’s far more than I need.

I even have a Twin Six bike frame that I bought on sale. It’s my commuter.

Gotta love Stars & Stripes

Yes, I have a weakness for the Twin Six gear.

In 2015, life was complicated. I was working far from home, and cycling was my respite from the pressures of work and helped clear my head. I saw the new 2015 jerseys released and was captivated by the Wound Up. I held off buying it when it was released. I’m lucky enough to have very little wants in life, so I tend to ‘save’ things like this so they can be gifts for my birthday or Christmas.

As the holidays approached, my wife asked what I wanted for Christmas. I told her I wanted the jersey. She told me to go ahead and buy it, then she’d give it to me. Eagerly I went to the Twin Six site, but was dismayed to find it sold out. I started googling around to find it at a bike shop somewhere, but had no luck. Finally I saw it pop up on Aliexpress. Aliexpress.com is a shopping portal to Chinese businesses. Kinda like an eBay for stuff directly from China. There it was, the Wound Up jersey, in Large, waiting for me to buy for only $22, with free shipping to the US. Normally $85 from Twin Six, I knew something was amiss, but ordered one anyways. I hoped it was a extra or something that had been made for Twin Six, but grey marketed in China.

I discussed this with my wife and other cyclist friends. People were split between it being a complete knock off and it being made for Twin Six and not shipped to the US. Weeks and weeks passed and no jersey. I began to think I had lost my $22 to a Chinese scam.

Amazingly, the Wound Up appeared at backcountry.com, a reseller that I’d bought Twin Six jerseys from when they went out of stock previously. Happily I paid for a ‘real’ Twin Six jersey and awaited delivery. Amazingly, I received a note that my Aliexpress Wound Up jersey was on it’s way as well.

They both arrived in the same week.

Real jersey on the left, counterfeit on the right.

As soon as the Aliexpress version arrived, I knew it was a knock-off. Even before comparing to other Twin Six jerseys. Elastic on the sleeves, a rubberized line at the waist, labeling, zipper pulls, and the overall fabric feel was off.

Which is the fake?

Looking at a close up, you can see a lot of differences. The label, the tag itself, the type of zipper, even the size of the collar itself. It became pretty clear that the jersey itself was a fairly generic jersey, used as the base of cycling kits for printing as needed.

Real jersey on the left, counterfeit on the right.

The strange thing is that the design itself is not an exact copy of the original. If you look closely at the first jersey picture, you’ll see that the lines are similar, but not the same. Look at the side panel and notice that the ‘6’ is slightly too small and the words ‘Twin Six’ are too big and too white.

A designer had to spend time to make a design that attempted to match the original version. Far more than a copy & paste, the designer must have spent a while on this to get it acceptable to the casual buyer.

Subtle things make it special.

Obviously missing is the attention to detail that Twin Six puts in with a message written inside the center rear pocket. What goes in the center pocket varies from jersey to jersey, but is a mark of the focus Twin Six puts into their work.

It all brings me to the question of “why?”. Twin Six is a boutique brand for cyclists. Not the mass market brands that you typically see on the road. Yet for $22, I was able to buy a reasonable jersey that must have had a designer put in work to create and then feed into a printer. How many customers could they have for this single Wound Up jersey? Are they making any money? If $22 buys me a printed jersey and free shipping across the Pacific, what does it actually cost to make a jersey?

So many questions about the world of counterfeit jerseys, but no real answers.

I should have known.

Notice that the label says “Designed & Made in U.S.A.”. Going forward, I’ll simply be more patient and wait till real Twin Six jerseys become available. As I write, the Wound Up is now available again. I do really like the way that The Navigator looks, and my birthday is in July…

Probably more questions than answers here, but I think it’s safe to say, if you think you are getting a deal by buying a cycling jersey direct from China, you are probably getting a knock off. The jersey is probably fine, but it’s not a real jersey and it doesn’t support the people that designed it in the first place.

Halloween 2015

Cruft Manor has once again returned to our Halloween traditions. Every year, we give out full size candies, made a listing of all costumes, and made a timelapse movie.

~250 Full Size Candies, ready for the trick or treaters!

This year I had sugar-free, gluten-free, and vegan options just in case.

Our happy Halloween pumpkins.

The night view of the decorated Cruft Manor.

Michele scaring children in her No-Face costume from Spirited Away.

I let the kids choose their favorite candy themselves. This can sometimes lead to a prolonged choosing process and discussion. It’s awesome to hear them debate the pro and cons of various candies.

As has become tradition, I made a timelapse movie of handing out candy to the kids. This year, I started when the first trick or treaters appeared around 6:25 PM. Michele was here, as was our friends Kate & Syd to help. Piper & Lulu the dogs were supervising.

Children arrived in clumps, as usual. We had a great dinner of steak, salad, and corn to help prevent eating only candy. Syd made me a few delicious Manhattans to drink. We watched John Wick and the beginning of Inside Out.

When people come to the door, I ask every person what they were dressed as and wrote down their answers. I am careful to ask what they are, accepting their answers rather than interpreting what I see.

This Halloween makes it 11 years of data to compare.

Here are the top ten costumes for the last eleven years compared.

Surprisingly, perennial costumes like Cat & Witch were fairly low on the list compared to previous years. The Purge masks arrived in full force, surrounded by other common costumes.

Our total number of visitors was up a little, but not into the 200s as in previous years. Many kids in our neighborhood are growing up and out at parties and college now.

This year’s complete costume list of 185 people:

6 Ninja
6 Skeleton
6 The Purge
5 Batman
5 Spiderman
4 Jason Voorhees
4 Minnie Mouse
3 Elsa
3 Princess
3 Scream
3 Superman
3 Witch
2 Angel
2 Bee
2 Belle
2 Chuckie
2 Clown
2 Construction Worker
2 Day of the Dead
2 Devil
2 Grapes
2 Grim Reaper
2 Indian
2 Iron Man
2 Kitten
2 Little Red Riding Hood
2 Pirate
2 Storm Trooper
2 Supergirl
2 The Joker
2 Vampire
2 Walker (Walking Dead)
2 Zombie
1 A Bush
1 Akatsuki from Naruto
1 Angry Bird
1 Anonymous
1 Ariel
1 Army Guy
1 Assassin
1 Bat Fairy
1 Baymax
1 Beta Pig
1 Blue Man
1 Blue Man Superhero
1 Boba Fett
1 Boogieman
1 Bunny
1 Buzz Lightyear
1 Cat
1 Cat in the Hat
1 Cavegirl
1 Charlie Brown in Costume
1 Cheetah
1 Cher from Clueless
1 Cheshire Cat
1 Chewbacca
1 Cinderella
1 Color Runner
1 Cop
1 Cowgirl
1 Creeper from Minecraft
1 Dead Basketball Player
1 Dead Clown
1 Dead Schoolgirl
1 Deadpool
1 Demon
1 Destructive Monster
1 Dinosaur
1 Doll
1 Elementary School Teacher
1 Emoji
1 Flash
1 Frankenstein
1 Friar
1 Gypsy
1 Half Reptile Half Woman
1 Harley Quinn
1 Harry Potter
1 Hippie
1 Hulk
1 Indiana Jones
1 Inmate
1 Invisible Man
1 Killjoy
1 Kung Fu Panda
1 La Muerta
1 Ladybug
1 Little Flower
1 Manga Character
1 Mardi Gras
1 Mary Lennox from the Secret Garden
1 Masquerade
1 Maybelle from Gravity Falls
1 Messi (football)
1 Minion
1 Napolean Dynamite
1 Nerd
1 Neymar (football)
1 Ninja Turtle
1 Ninja Turtle — Leonardo
1 Ninja Turtle — Michelangelo
1 Penguin
1 Phantom
1 Pin-up Girl
1 Police
1 Rapunzel
1 Ren
1 Ruby from Steven Universe
1 Sally (Nightmare Before Christmas)
1 Scorpion
1 Sinister Jester
1 Skeleton with red mowhawk
1 Soul Taker
1 Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
1 Supervillian
1 SWAT
1 Timmy Turner
1 Tony Esposito (Blackhawks)
1 Unicorn with wings
1 Waldo
1 Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents
1 Wild Kratz
1 Wizard
1 Zombie Adam Sandler

Halloween 2015

Cruft Manor has once again returned to our Halloween traditions. Every year, we give out full size candies, made a listing of all costumes, and made a timelapse movie.



~250 Full Size Candies, ready for the trick or treaters! This year I had sugar-free, gluten-free, and vegan options just in case.

Our happy Halloween pumpkins.

The night view of the decorated Cruft Manor.

Michele scaring children in her No-Face costume from Spirited Away.

I let the kids choose their favorite candy themselves. This can sometimes lead to a prolonged choosing process and discussion. It’s awesome to hear them debate the pro and cons of various candies.
As has become tradition, I made a timelapse movie of handing out candy to the kids. This year, I started when the first trick or treaters appeared around 6:25 PM. Michele was here, as was our friends Kate & Syd to help. Piper & Lulu the dogs were supervising.
Children arrived in clumps, as usual. We had a great dinner of steak, salad, and corn to help prevent eating only candy. Syd made me a few delicious Manhattans to drink. We watched John Wick and the beginning of Inside Out.

When people come to the door, I ask every person what they were dressed as and wrote down their answers. I am careful to ask what they are, accepting their answers rather than interpreting what I see.
This Halloween makes it 11 years of data to compare, going back though 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, and 2014.
Here are the top ten costumes for the last eleven years compared.

Surprisingly, perennial costumes like Cat & Witch were fairly low on the list compared to previous years. The Purge masks arrived in full force, surrounded by other common costumes.
Our total number of visitors was up a little, but not into the 200s as in previous years. Many kids in our neighborhood are growing up and out at parties and college now.
This year’s complete costume list of 185 people:
6 Ninja
6 Skeleton
6 The Purge
5 Batman
5 Spiderman
4 Jason Voorhees
4 Minnie Mouse
3 Elsa
3 Princess
3 Scream
3 Superman
3 Witch
2 Angel
2 Bee
2 Belle
2 Chuckie
2 Clown
2 Construction Worker
2 Day of the Dead
2 Devil
2 Grapes
2 Grim Reaper
2 Indian
2 Iron Man
2 Kitten
2 Little Red Riding Hood
2 Pirate
2 Storm Trooper
2 Supergirl
2 The Joker
2 Vampire
2 Walker (Walking Dead)
2 Zombie
1 A Bush
1 Akatsuki from Naruto
1 Angry Bird
1 Anonymous
1 Ariel
1 Army Guy
1 Assassin
1 Bat Fairy
1 Baymax
1 Beta Pig
1 Blue Man
1 Blue Man Superhero
1 Boba Fett
1 Boogieman
1 Bunny
1 Buzz Lightyear
1 Cat
1 Cat in the Hat
1 Cavegirl
1 Charlie Brown in Costume
1 Cheetah
1 Cher from Clueless
1 Cheshire Cat
1 Chewbacca
1 Cinderella
1 Color Runner
1 Cop
1 Cowgirl
1 Creeper from Minecraft
1 Dead Basketball Player
1 Dead Clown
1 Dead Schoolgirl
1 Deadpool
1 Demon
1 Destructive Monster
1 Dinosaur
1 Doll
1 Elementary School Teacher
1 Emoji
1 Flash
1 Frankenstein
1 Friar
1 Gypsy
1 Half Reptile Half Woman
1 Harley Quinn
1 Harry Potter
1 Hippie
1 Hulk
1 Indiana Jones
1 Inmate
1 Invisible Man
1 Killjoy
1 Kung Fu Panda
1 La Muerta
1 Ladybug
1 Little Flower
1 Manga Character
1 Mardi Gras
1 Mary Lennox from the Secret Garden
1 Masquerade
1 Maybelle from Gravity Falls
1 Messi (football)
1 Minion
1 Napolean Dynamite
1 Nerd
1 Neymar (football)
1 Ninja Turtle
1 Ninja Turtle – Leonardo
1 Ninja Turtle – Michelangelo
1 Penguin
1 Phantom
1 Pin-up Girl
1 Police
1 Rapunzel
1 Ren
1 Ruby from Steven Universe
1 Sally (Nightmare Before Christmas)
1 Scorpion
1 Sinister Jester
1 Skeleton with red mowhawk
1 Soul Taker
1 Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
1 Supervillian
1 SWAT
1 Timmy Turner
1 Tony Esposito (Blackhawks)
1 Unicorn with wings
1 Waldo
1 Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents
1 Wild Kratz
1 Wizard
1 Zombie Adam Sandler
185 Costumed Visitors

Firearms are no longer a hobby of mine

Today I went to my local police station and asked for them to take my guns and have them destroyed.

The task was fairly simple. I explained I had guns I wanted to get rid of at the front desk. They made a copy of my driver’s license and then walked out to my car with me to retrieve them. We went into the station to an interview room where we looked at the guns and they wrote down the serial numbers. They looked up the serial numbers to check for any issues, found none, and I left, no longer a gun owner.

Over ten years ago, I saw an ad in the paper for a WW II rifle on sale for under a hundred bucks and decided to buy one. As an engineer, almost everything about firearms is interesting; the history, the design, the operation, and the effects. I took it to ranges and shot it several times. I let friends shoot it. A few years later, I got the idea that I needed a shotgun to go hunting and shoot clays with. I took it to ranges and shot it alongside the rifle a few times. I even took photos of myself with them as gags on social media.

Fourth of July Selfie

Most of the time, they sat in my attic, locks in place, with the ammo in another place. For a time, I pondered getting a handgun and browsed the internet.

Last week, I sat in a hotel room and watched the President talk about the latest mass shooting and how they had become routine and the concern that nothing would change. I started to shrug it off and pretend in my mind that there was nothing I could do. But the idea that gun culture doesn’t bear some responsibility for these killings didn’t make sense to me. I didn’t want to be a part of gun culture anymore.

I was never going to use these guns for self-defense, they were safely locked and out of reach. I don’t hunt. I don’t shoot clays. There are no dangerous animals where I live. There are no zombies. I’m not a police officer or soldier. I am not part of a well regulated militia. There’s no reason for me to have them.

So I got rid of them. Firearms are no longer a hobby of mine.

Firearms are no longer a hobby of mine

Today I went to my local police station and asked for them to take my guns and have them destroyed.
The task was fairly simple. I explained I had guns I wanted to get rid of at the front desk. They made a copy of my driver’s license and then walked out to my car with me to retrieve them. We went into the station to an interview room where we looked at the guns and they wrote down the serial numbers. They looked up the serial numbers to check for any issues, found none, and I left, no longer a gun owner.
Over ten years ago, I saw an ad in the paper for a WW II rifle on sale for under a hundred bucks and decided to buy one. As an engineer, almost everything about firearms is interesting; the history, the design, the operation, and the effects. I took it to ranges and shot it several times. I let friends shoot it. A few years later, I got the idea that I needed a shotgun to go hunting and shoot clays with. I took it to ranges and shot it alongside the rifle a few times. I even took photos of myself with them as gags on social media.


Most of the time, they sat in my attic, locks in place, with the ammo in another place. For a time, I pondered getting a handgun and browsed the internet.
Last week, I sat in a hotel room and watched the President talk about the latest mass shooting and how they had become routine and the concern that nothing would change. I started to shrug it off and pretend in my mind that there was nothing I could do. But the idea that gun culture doesn’t bear some responsibility for these killings didn’t make sense to me. I didn’t want to be a part of gun culture anymore.
I was never going to use these guns for self-defense, they were safely locked and out of reach. I don’t hunt. I don’t shoot clays. There are no dangerous animals where I live. There are no zombies. I’m not a police officer or soldier. I am not part of a well regulated militia. There’s no reason for me to have them.
So I got rid of them. Firearms are no longer a hobby of mine.

On hating the Superbowl

This weekend is when many people choose to complain or be dismissive of the Superbowl.

I get it. The rise of micro-blogging, texting, and social media have given everyone the ability to publish their thoughts for others to read and that is a good thing. The Superbowl is a huge athletic, commercial and social event in America and will be the target of much commentary today.

There are people that go out of their way to make sure we all know how much they dislike the Superbowl and try to be as dismissive of it as possible.

Usually their critique breaks down into one of the three main lines:

1) There’s more important things to worry about…
2) People shouldn’t like watching sports…
3) It’s too commercial and corporate…

And they are probably right, but it doesn’t make complaining about the Superbowl a good thing to do.

This post is for those of you that can’t wait for your harsh Superbowl commentary to begin.

When you are dismissive and mocking of something you disapprove of on a cultural basis, such as the Superbowl, you aren’t changing anyone’s mind.

You are just being a jerk and raining on someone else’s fun. Don’t be a jerk.

That band you like? Yeah, a lot of people hate it, but they don’t mock you. The pictures of your kids/pets? Most pictures only appeal to a small number of people, but others don’t say they look average or make fun on them do they? What you like for dinner? What TV show or movie you liked? What you think is a good deal to buy? Most people disagree with you, but are kind enough not to mock you publicly.

We get it. You don’t like the Superbowl, for your perfectly justifiable position.

Great. Don’t watch it. But don’t be a jerk to those that want to enjoy it.

Go do what you enjoy. Tweet about what you are doing for fun, not about what you are NOT doing.

Personally, I like the Superbowl as a celebration of what people can do in sport and their commitment to working hard as opposed to traditional holidays that celebrate a myth or the achievements of a dead person. Other holidays have their place, but the Superbowl is a celebration of active human endeavor.

Please consider what you say/post not just on Superbowl Sunday, but everyday. Are you being harsh in your comments because it will have some positive effect, or simply to make yourself look better and seem cool?

You have every right to be a jerk, but that doesn’t mean you have to be a jerk to many people that are doing nothing wrong but enjoying their life in a way you don’t.

“If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them.” — Dalai Lama