Halloween 2019

Cruft Manor has Halloween traditions: Every year, we give out full size candies, made a listing of all costumes, and make a timelapse movie.

~250 Full Size Candies, ready for the trick or treaters!

I let the kids choose their favorite candy themselves. This can sometimes lead to a prolonged choosing process and debate. The moments of “OMG” and “wow” are wonderful as they realize the candies are full size.

This year I heard “this is the house I told you about, with the big candy” which makes me smile.

When people come to the door, I ask every person what they were dressed as and wrote down their answers. I am careful to ask what they are, accepting their answers rather than interpreting what I see.

The Trick Or Treaters View

Michele carved pumpkins and again made of our bee hives.

As has become tradition, I made a timelapse movie of handing out candy to the kids. This year, I started when the first trick or treaters appeared a little after 6 PM.

3 hours in a little over 2 minutes

The time-lapse takes place over a little more than three hours that is reduced to just over two minutes for your viewing pleasure.

Here are few of the fun costumes I saw this year.

Dwight Schrute & Napoleon Dynamite

Treebead from Lord of the Rings

A unicorn with a story to tell

Evan Hansen & Connor Murphy

This Halloween makes it 15 years of data to compare, though 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, and 2018.

Here are the top ten costumes for the last fifteen years compared.

Again, wide diversity this year. Spider-man was on top, with Black panther and M&Ms candies breaking into the the top ten. Longtime favorites like cats and ninjas were not seen much. Continuing the trend of the last few years, there were no politics oriented costumes this year. No big new trends appeared.

Our total number of visitors was about the same, 162, slightly up from last years 157. Again, several homes on our street had their lights off and probably lead to lower traffic to our house.

This year’s complete costume list of 162 people:

5 Spider-man
5 Witch
4 Black Panther
4 Harry Potter
4 M&Ms
3 Naruto
3 Unicorn
2 Biker Girl
2 Captain America
2 Clown
2 Ghost
2 Gorilla
2 Gravity Falls Twins
2 Harley Quinn
2 Horsehead
2 Rilakkuma
2 Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas
2 StayPuft Marshmallow Man
2 Superman
2 Wonder Woman
1 Air Force Pilot
1 Alien
1 Archer
1 Aria from Inherited
1 Audrey
1 Banana
1 Bank Robber
1 Baseball Player
1 Basketball Player
1 Batgirl
1 Belle
1 Belly Dancer
1 Big Fat Monkey
1 Black Ninja
1 Bunny
1 Captain Marvel
1 Chuckie
1 Cinderella
1 Clipper Fan
1 Coach
1 Coco
1 Connor Murphy
1 Cookie Monster
1 Cow
1 Crash Test Dummy
1 Dad
1 Darth Vader
1 Deadpool
1 Dinosaur
1 Dog Biting my Butt
1 Doll
1 Domino
1 Dwight Schrute
1 Elastigirl
1 Elsa
1 English Immigrant
1 Evan Hansen
1 Evie
1 Flapper
1 French Immigrant
1 Ghostbuster
1 Ghostface
1 Giraffe
1 Graffitti Painter
1 Gryffindor Student
1 Heisenberg
1 Hot Dog
1 Hydro Waka Flocka
1 Ice Cream
1 Identity Theif
1 Inflatable Dragon
1 Iron Judge
1 Iron Man
1 Jasmine
1 Joker
1 Ketchup
1 Killer Clown
1 Ladybug
1 Legal Vampire
1 Lunatic Cultist from Terraria
1 Mad Hatter
1 Mario
1 Michael Meyers
1 Mickey Mouse
1 Minnie Mouse
1 Mom
1 Napolean Dynamite
1 No Skin Joker
1 Oreo
1 Panda
1 Papyrus the Skeleton
1 Pirate
1 Police Officer
1 Poncho
1 Princess
1 Pumpkin
1 Pumpkinhead
1 Purge Master
1 Rapunzel
1 Ravenclaw
1 Santa
1 Scarecrow
1 Scary Skeleton
1 Scream
1 Shark
1 Skeleton
1 Skeleton Ninja
1 Skywing Dragon
1 Smoker the Bear
1 Snow White
1 Soldier
1 Sonic
1 Student
1 Teddy Bear
1 Teenage Ninja
1 Thor
1 Tiger
1 Tigger
1 Tinkerbell
1 Toad
1 Treebeard from LotR
1 V for Vendetta
1 Vampire
1 Velociraptor
1 Violet
1 Winnie the Pooh
1 Yoshi
1 Zombie

162 Costumed Visitors

We gave away our library of books

Michele, my wife, and I are voracious readers. She tends toward Scandinavian crime novels and I tend toward hard sci-fi, with us both dipping our toes into fantasy novels from time to time.

Over our 20+ years together, we collected quite a library of books, filling upwards of three Billy bookshelves. When the girls where little, our date night usually consisted of dinner and then a trip to the book store where we’d wander and each pick up 2–3 books to chew through.

Once the Kindle arrived, things began to change.

Reading a paper book, I found myself frustrated that I couldn’t press on the word to see a definition or highlight a passage. Fairly quickly, we moved to only reading on Kindles and not buying paper books.

After some time, we began to look at our wall of books with different eyes. Michele wanted more space for art and knick-nacks, and I was happy to get stuff out of the house.

So we basically gathered up all the books we had and donated them to the library.

Part of our library, (sorted by author of course), ready to be donated.

It was simple, easy, and we felt good about making an improvement to our local library. The hope that others would have a chance to enjoy these books exists when they are in the library, but not when they are on our shelves, gathering dust.

It’s been 5 years now since we gave them all away and we regret nothing.

Recently there’s been a lot of hyperventilation about Marie Kondo “keeping only 30 books” recommendation.

The truth is, she’s right. You don’t need all those books.

We still pick up books from time to time, either with art/photos or books with far more design than simply text. But the vast majority of what we read are novels with only text.

Coming to realize that having the books was more about keeping score than ever going back to reread them was half the battle. Books are often deeply associated with the time in your life you read them, and I can understand the emotional connection. Happily, your memories don’t leave your home when the books do.

In the end, it’s just a book. With so much amazing new books being written, it’s unlikely we’ll ever go re-read a novel, and if we wanted to, we’d read it electronically, not on paper. Even better, most libraries are now offering to check out books electronically via Overdrive and other systems for free.

Take a look at your own bookshelves and ask yourself honestly; “when was the last time you touched, let alone read them?”

Halloween 2018

Cruft Manor has Halloween traditions: Every year, we give out full size candies, made a listing of all costumes, and make a timelapse movie.

~200 Full Size Candies, ready for the trick or treaters!

I let the kids choose their favorite candy themselves. This can sometimes lead to a prolonged choosing process and debate. The moments of “OMG” and “wow” are wonderful as they realize the candies are full size.

Michele carved pumpkins and made this one in honor of the new bee hive we are keeping in the backyard.

As has become tradition, I made a timelapse movie of handing out candy to the kids. This year, I started when the first trick or treaters appeared a little after 6 PM.

The time-lapse takes place over a little more than three hours that is reduced to just over ninety seconds for your viewing pleasure. My old GoPro is still shooting 4×3 and I need to move to 16×9 next year.

When people come to the door, I ask every person what they were dressed as and wrote down their answers. I am careful to ask what they are, accepting their answers rather than interpreting what I see.

Cruft Manor ready for visitors

This Halloween makes it 14 years of data to compare, though 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017.

Here are the top ten costumes for the last fourteen years compared.

Wonder Woman took the top spot this year. Fairly generic costume versions also stayed high, with variations on zombies and skeletons popular. As I saw last year, there we literally no politics oriented costumes this year. Not a lot of standout stuff year that stuck me as a new trend.

Here are few of the fun costumes I saw this year.

Miguel from Coco & Floppy Man from Car Dealership

UPS Box

Inflatable Green Suit

Our total number of visitors was a little down, well under 200. Several families nearby had their lights off and probably lead to lower traffic to our house.

This year’s complete costume list of 157 people:

5 Wonder Woman
4 Pirate
3 Devil
3 Skeleton
2 Clown
2 Harry Potter
2 Skull
2 Unicorn
2 Werewolf
2 Zombie
2 Bee
2 Big Bad Wolf
2 Bunny Rabbit
2 Captain America
2 Chuckie
2 Cow
2 Fortnite Skin
2 Incredible
2 Iron Man
2 Myself
2 Princess
2 Purger
2 Spiderman
2 Superman
1 “payday”
1 50s Girl
1 A Bush
1 Air Force
1 Angel
1 Anna from Frozen
1 Annabeth Chase
1 Ariel
1 Ash (Pokemon)
1 Barbie
1 Bat Fan
1 Batgirl
1 Batman
1 Beanie Baby
1 Belle
1 Bike Rider
1 Black Panther
1 Bob Ross on a Dinosaur
1 Bumblebee from Transformers
1 Cat
1 Charlie Brown
1 Chubby Baby
1 Cinderella
1 Danny Zuko
1 David S. Pumpkins
1 Daygo — anime
1 Deadly Knight
1 Demon
1 Día de los Muertos
1 Dinosaur
1 Drug Dealer
1 Elena from Avalon
1 Elf
1 Flapper
1 Flash
1 Floppy Man from Car Dealership
1 Foxy the Pirate
1 Frankenstein
1 Furby
1 Gangster
1 Gingerbread Man
1 God
1 Goddess
1 Grim Reaper
1 Gryffindor
1 Harleen Quinzel
1 Harley Quinn
1 Hermoine Granger
1 Huntress
1 Inflatable Green Suit
1 Kevin from Up
1 Killer Clown
1 Koala
1 Little Red Riding Hood
1 Little Soldier
1 Massaba Bella
1 Max
1 Michael Meyers (with soundtrack)
1 Michael Meyers Jester
1 Michael Phelps
1 Miguel from Coco
1 Minnie Mouse
1 Monkey
1 Monster
1 Panda Bear
1 Phantom
1 Police
1 Princess Jasmine
1 Princess Leia
1 Pumpkin
1 Puppy
1 Queen of Hearts
1 Ravenclaw
1 Rosie the Riveter
1 Sad Dodger
1 Scarecrow
1 Scary Skeleton
1 Shark
1 She-Hulk
1 Shredder
1 Skater
1 Skeleton Bride
1 Skull Trooper
1 Slappy from Goosebumps
1 Spaceman
1 Star Lord
1 Stitch
1 Supergirl
1 SWAT
1 Taga — anime
1 Television Set
1 Tinkerbell
1 True from Magic Kingdom
1 Unicorn w/ Wings
1 UPS Box
1 Vampirina
1 Wolfman
1 Yoda
1 Yukata
1 Zom”bee”
1 Zombie Cinderella
1 Zombie Princess

157 Costumed Visitors

Tips for Friday

I posted these practical tips on Twitter. 

Might as well share them here where things are not so ephemeral.

Do not leave ferrous metal items outside in the rain.

Clean your knife after each use.

Righty tighty, lefty loosey.

Check tire air pressure before leaving on a long car trip.

Use canned air to clean electronics with fans inside at least once every 3 months.

Butter is better for baking in almost every case, except pie crusts, for which lard is best.

When making sausage, keep the meat and fat as cold as possible during the grind process.

Hold the door for others.

Leave no food out overnight in your kitchen or campground to avoid trouble from insects and animals.

Keep a fire extinguisher and work gloves in your car at all times.

Let dogs smell the back of your hand before attempting to pet them.

Always say hello to crows. They are intelligent and will know who you are.

Men should carry a handkerchief in their back pocket at all times.

Lawn & yard waste should be cut into pieces less than a foot long before putting into a trash barrel.

Print out your boarding pass for a flight, mobile apps slow the process for everyone.

Check your luggage, do not carry on.

When in a new town looking for a place to eat, find the place with the most local cars parked in front.

Have your package addressed and ready before going to the post office.

Have a flashlight with you when you travel.

Backup all your computing devices to the cloud.

Keep your passports & important documents in a fireproof, waterproof safe or container.

Always use synthetic motor oil.

Whenever you have the chance, be charging your electronics. ABC — Always Be Charging.

Do not keep your phone in the room your sleep in overnight.

Always read the instructions.

Halloween 2017

Cruft Manor has Halloween traditions: Every year, we give out full size candies, made a listing of all costumes, and make a timelapse movie.

~300 Full Size Candies, ready for the trick or treaters!

This year I had sugar-free, gluten-free, and vegan options just in case.

I let the kids choose their favorite candy themselves. This can sometimes lead to a prolonged choosing process and debate. The moments of “OMG” and “wow” are wonderful as they realize the candies are full size.

As has become tradition, I made a timelapse movie of handing out candy to the kids. This year, I started when the first trick or treaters appeared a little after 5:30 PM.

Michele had done a great job of prepping the house and the set up was easy.

Cruft Manor pumpkin carved by Michele

My daughter Zoe and her friend Danny were here to help out while I was away from the door, but they mainly watched Strange Things.

The time-lapse takes place over a little more than three hours that is reduced to just over ninety seconds for your viewing pleasure.

When people come to the door, I ask every person what they were dressed as and wrote down their answers. I am careful to ask what they are, accepting their answers rather than interpreting what I see.

This Halloween makes it 13 years of data to compare, though 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016.

Here are the top ten costumes for the last eleven years compared.

Nerds, out of nowhere topped out the list. Most were the stereotypical glasses with tape and suspenders version. Evie from the Descendants movie was popular and one of the newer costumes I saw. Strangely, there we literally no politics oriented costumes this year.

Some great work put into the costumes with great make-up and even some EL wiring handiwork.

Poop Emjoi had me laughing

Sriracha Doge was a wonderful meme mashup.

Tiny Deadpool

Our total number of visitors was a little down, under 200. Maybe the cooler weather or the World Series game keep a few families inside.

This year’s complete costume list of 193 people:

7 Nerd
5 Batman
4 Cat
4 Evie from the Descendents
4 Pirate
4 Superman
3 Baseball Player
3 Batgirl
3 Elsa
3 Ninja
3 Skeleton
3 Vampire
3 Witch
2 Black Suit Guy
2 Cheetah
2 Dragon
2 Fox
2 Frankenstein
2 Mal from Descendents
2 Minnie Mouse
2 Police
2 Rosie the Riveter
2 Snow White
2 Spider-Man
2 Stitch
2 Stormtrooper
2 Supergirl
2 The Flash
2 Zombie
1 80s Girl
1 Alice Through the Looking Glass
1 Anakin Skywalker
1 Antman
1 Assassin
1 Banana
1 Bank Robber
1 Barcelona Soccer Player
1 Beaver
1 Belle
1 Black Cat
1 Bumble Bee Boy
1 Bumblebee
1 Butterfly
1 Butterfly Princess
1 Captain America
1 Carebear
1 Catwoman
1 Cinderella
1 Cleopatra
1 Clown
1 Count Olaf
1 Cowgirl
1 Curious George
1 Dead KISS Member
1 Dead Seeker from Watchdogs 2
1 Dead Ugly Ninja
1 Deadpool
1 Death Trooper
1 Deb from Dexter
1 Dexter from Dexter
1 Día de Muertos
1 Dodgers Fan
1 Dogman
1 Dragon Ninja
1 Dwight Schute
1 Egyptian
1 Error 404: Costume Not Found
1 Ever After Doll
1 Georgie from IT
1 Ghost Clown
1 Ghostbusters
1 Grim Reaper
1 Harambe
1 Harley Quinn
1 Homeless Man
1 Hulk
1 Huntress
1 Irrelevant
1 Jack O Lantern
1 Jawa
1 Jerrod
1 Jester
1 Jigsaw
1 Joker
1 Juggler
1 Killer Clown
1 Kitty Cat
1 Kubo
1 Lemony Snicket
1 Leonardo — Ninja Turtle
1 Leopard
1 Little red Riding Hood
1 Luigi
1 Mario
1 Max — Where the Wild Things Are
1 Mermaid
1 Michael Jackson
1 Miley
1 Moana
1 Monkey
1 Ninjago
1 Optimus Prime
1 Owl
1 Pajama Girl
1 Panda
1 Peter Pan
1 Pigeon
1 Pikachu
1 Pirate Skeleton
1 Poop Emoji
1 Princess
1 Princess Elena
1 Pumpkin
1 Pumpkin, Scary
1 Raccoon
1 Rainbow Fish
1 Rapper
1 River Vixen from Riverdale
1 Scary Clown
1 Scream
1 Sexy Man
1 Sheba
1 Skeleton Knight
1 Slytherin House
1 Snow Princess
1 Sonic
1 Spidergirl
1 Squirtle
1 Sriracha Doge
1 Star Trekky 60s Alien
1 Thomas the Tank Engine
1 Tigger
1 Tinkerbell
1 Totoro
1 Unicorn
1 Waldo, Where’s
1 Wednesday Adams
1 Werewolf
1 Willy Wonka’s Corpse
1 Wolf
1 Zombie Gas Mask

193 Costumed Visitors