Currently, I’m in a Boeing 777 flying over the western US towards Chicago for my connection. This weekend I’m heading out to Troy, New York for my Alumni Weekend. My fraternity brothers are assembling from all over to hang out for a few days and relive the fun and freedom of our college days.
The plane is huge and filled to the brim with USC people. Somehow I’m the the specific flight that all the USC boosters decided to take to go see USC play Notre Dame.
Of course, I hope USC loses miserably to Notre Dame and these people are sorely disappointed. I haven’t mentioned my support of UCLA or Notre Dame for fear of being strangled by the unthinking SC hordes. I have laid my secret curse upon them and their team WILL LOSE.
In other news, my stress level is high. Hopefully this break will reduce it. This month has a lot going on for the family. Michele has her trip to Houston planned in a couple weeks and it is causing her much stress. The more she gets into business, the more tough things she encounters. I feel for her.
My work is full of change. Nothing terrible, just lots of change on several fronts. The work is piling up and the number of issues to deal with is growing. The trouble is that most of my work consists of dealing with people, not solitary efforts I can simply do on my own. I have to talk with many people and both understand their viewpoints and try to express mine. This isn’t easy. Contrary to popular belief, just because you are the boss, you can’t simply order people to do what you want. Sure, it may work in the short run for a bit, but in the long term is would be disasterous. People need to agree wth what I want done and I have to be willing to change what I want based on the advice of others.
Changing my mind isn’t always easy. Having faith that someone else knows better doesn’t come naturally to me. I tend to make a snap decision and act to defend it from ‘attack’. So I have to force myself to let my staff do thei jobs and not try to second guess them. Things aren’t always done they way aI would do them, but in general the job gets done and I hope people feel they had the freedom to use their own judgement.
Working with people in this way takes time and drains your energy. I’m running low on that energy and I hope this trip recharges me.
Back to the mundane
The movie on the flight was Legally Blonde 2. Like a piece of cotton candy, it taste good for a moment and then disappears. The humor had me chuckling and I was suprised to see Bob Newhart with a big role in the film. Newhart is one funny dude and I wish he did more films.
Last night the Cubs lost the pennant race. I really, REALLY< wanted them to win. They didn't lose due to luck, bad umpires, or a clueles fan in the stands. They lost because they got outplayed and outmanaged by the Marlins. Dusty Baker is a great coach (and a former Dodger) but he sucked in the last three games. Manging in the playoffs is an all or nothing proposition. His reluctance to bring in relief pitches was the biggest cause of the Cubs failure. The pitcher is going to understand if you pull him out of a jam. It's the frigging Pennant on the line. Now isn't the time to show your loyalty.
I can only hope that the Yankees lose tonight. I hate the damn Yankees. Every American west of the Hudson hates the Yankees. My hopes of a Cubs/Red Sox World Series are gone, but things will be better if the smary Yankees are sent home losers.
Gaming
I’ve been playing a lot of Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory lately. I have been getting frustrated with playing n the public servers and dealing with the people that don’t play the game ‘right’. It may be time for me to try a clan. I know the level of play would be better but I’m unfamiliar with the clan ‘ways’ of doing things.
What I really need is a new game. Halo and Planetside are fun, but I just aren’t findng them sticky and wanting to play them regularly. I don’t really know what’s on the horizon that will suck me in. I’m hoping that Unreal Warfare or UT 2004 or Half-life will be the ticket. Half-life has the potential to be an excellentmultiplayer game, but I haven’t heard much about Team Fortress 2 lately.
Category: Weblog
Hoo-ray!
China has launched Yang Liwei into orbit.


I am quite ecstatic that China has entered the Manned Space Flight club. I can only hope that it spurs America back into space exploration with some momentum.
A great day for the Earth. Safe travels and godspeed, Yang Liwei!
Stereotypical Weblog Rant
When you go to the post office, have your shit together.
Everything should be ready to mail. Don’t walk up to the counter with a pile of papers asking questions about how to mail you stack of crap.
This morning I was about to start screaming at a lady who was mailing some things directly from the shopping bag. Morons…
Hope
I am not a religous man, but I am hoping for the best for the two little boys being seperated today.
It is amazing that they may be able to live normal lives in the future after being dealt a raw deal.
Bubba Hotep
Good evening my faithful droogies.
Michele and I went out tonight to dinner and saw Bubba Ho-tep. The girls were at home with our kick-ass sitter Rachel and we had the evening to ourselves.
Bubba Ho-tep takes place in a rest home where Elvis and JFK run into some strange ocurrances and decide they need to ‘Take care of business’.
The movie is enjoyable for the comedy value but also for it’s take on the concerns of old age. Ossie Davis steals the show with his acting as Bruce Campbell is hampered by his makeup.
I did expect a little more turns or twists to the plot, but not every movie can be a thriller. Even so, I heartly recommend this movie to everyone. And do yourself a favor, go see this one in a theater. It’s dark and there are scary moments best experienced outside the couch of your living room. DVDs are nice and all for romantic comedies, but Bubba Ho-tep deserves your trip to the movieplex.
After the movie, we had the freedom to do pretty much anything. Since we are a boring married couple, we went to Target so Michele could buy a new ironing board. We should have gone to a bar and done shots instead.
I hope I can squeeze in seeing Kill Bill this weekend as well. Looks tasty.
How to make a Smoker from a Trash Can
This weekend’s main project was building an electric smoker out of a trashcan.

I wrote a detailed explanation with pictures. Enjoy.
Smoky
Today started quietly as I made an electric smoker out of a trash can. I gave the smoker a quick test before starting out on the other events of the day. When I get a chance, I’ll write up a page about making the smoker.
We got rolling with a trip to the mall to get the girls some shoes. Success was found early with each girls getting two pairs of sneakers. We celebrated with candy and lunch at the mall.
Zoe had her soccer game at 2 PM and then went to go play at a friends house. That left me with time to mix up a dry rub and get a pair of top sirloin steaks smoking. I know that tri-tip is the preferred item to smoke, but the market was out and the butchers recommended this.
I got the meat into the smoker and sat down with a beer to wait it out. While I was sitting outside, supervising the smoke, I finished the Cory Doctorow book, A Place So Foreign.
The book was a good set of short stories. I had already read two of them in other publications, A Place So Foreign in the now defunct SciFi Age magazine, and Ownz0red at Salon.com. The other stories were good, but tantalizingly short. After tasting a full novel of a fully concieved world in Down & Out in the Magic Kingdom, all of the stories left me wanting more.
You can check out more about the book at Cory’s site, where you can even download the book for free.
Around 8:30 or so, the meat was finally done and I pulled it out to rest for a 1/2 hour. It was most tasty as Michele & James can attest.
To wrap up the day I watched Samurai Rebellion. I had Tivo’ed it the day before and enjoyed it immensely. Toshirô Mifune plays the lead character and is fantastic as usual. The only bad thing is that the recording ended before the movie was over. I don’t know what happens in the very end! If you know, please tell me what happens after the battle in the field.
Tomorrow I’ll be looking around to find a place to rent the film.
Time for sleep.
Halo for the PC
This week, I picked up Halo for the PC. Halo is widely considered the best game for the Xbox and was lots of fun when I’ve played the console version.

Now I’m a multiplayer kinda guy. I thnk the best opponent is another person, not a computer AI. So my thoughts on Halo are about the multiplayer mode. My thoughts are simple.
Halo Multiplayer Sucks.
There I said it. It doesn’t live up to any of the hype and is barely mediocre.
Bad things about Halo Multiplayer:
It’s s-l-o-w. Everyone moves like they are in molasses.
No dual mode weapons.
The ‘killed’ info is non-descriptive.
The weapons are underpowered.
No ‘lock-on’ modes.
Weapon fire creates glare the obscures the view of target.
Can only hold two weapons.
Weapon switching sucks.
Godo things:
The Warthog.
Ragdoll death graphics.
The Single player game is fun, but Halo simply doesn’t live up to the hype.
Chocolate Covered Bugles
Last Friday I was in my office talking with Brad when for some reason (unknown to me) I said “chocolate covered Bugles”. When I said that, Brad’s eyebrows raised and he considered the possibilities. Then I considered the possibilities. Brad said, “You should write that idea down.” I did.
On Saturday, I decided to make chocolate covered Bugles. I remembered Alex’s Chocolate Covered Twizzlers knew the technique I would use.
I told Michele what I was doing (after I bought the Bugles & chocolate) and she was mildly unsupportive. She said things like “No Way!”, “This is going to be a mess!”, and “Why are you so crazy? This is for your blog right?!?”
After carefully considering her concerns, I ignored them and walked into the kitchen to begin.

The base ingredients, Bugles and chocolate chips.
This is the doubleboiler setup I made with the bowl of chocolate floating in the pot of boiling water.
I asked Michele how to make it, and she started to help me.
Then she looked up and said, “What the f**k am I doing? YOU figure it out!”
Continue reading about the Bugles….
Poker
I played poker Friday night and had a good time.
Due to my slacking, I got there a little late and we played from about 8:30 until midnight. We played all kinds of poker from the standard five card draw to higher betting things like Texas Hold’em and Baseball to the new (to us) Cincinnati and High Flush Wins.
Anaconda was probably the funnest game. The ability to ‘pass the trash’ to other players is fun. We found that playing Anaconda Hi Only is a sure way to piss off poker purists.
We hung out, drank beers, ate junk food, and smoked cigars. Quite a good time. I lost $2.75, but it was well worth it. Many thanks to Brad for hosting and to Katy for her delicious brownies!