Quick update before the next meeting at work

First, here’s a picture taken at last night’s SoCal WUG at IHOP.
It is my laptop & my pigs in a blanket. I had eaten all the bacon. Bacon tastes good.


Several friends & family, have asked about my toe. It’s fine. Really. No hurty. I don’t need to see a doctor or get an x-ray. To prove to myself how rabid you all are for every last tidbit of content, I have posted a picture of my broken toe. I dare you not to link. You can’t not link can you?
You sick bastards…

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7 thoughts on “Quick update before the next meeting at work”

  1. OMG, what the freak is that stuff in the bowl next to your laptop? your worried about us looking at your brused toe? do that bowl of whatever it is is pretty friggin gros.

  2. Everything about that whole scene is alarming…
    An army of wireless dorks, scarfing down bacon and sausages…. Bowls of random brown ooze… Somebody photographing the ugliest foot in America…. Mike keeping meticulous minutes of the proceedings…
    Good thing Mike had a DIET coke, though, or the meal might have been unhealthful…

  3. Fuck you all… You can’t handle the truth!
    The bowl is melted vanilla ice cream sitting on top of warm apple crisp. That was dessert to top off my healthy dinner.
    You are just jealous that I am out having fun instead of worrying about what other people think about my diet.
    Today I lunched at Der Wienerschnitzel…

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