I came up with a new word today.
Shittastic.
I’m sure others have used it before, but I don’t care. It’s roughly defined as an adjective that describes a noun as extemely shitty.
Common usage would be something like, “I had a shittastic day.”, or, “I’m feeling shittastic.”
Next…
As seen on Metafilter, if you live in Indiana, find this woman and drag her to the police station. I really would like you to beat her senseless, but that could be considered inciting violence. Just get her away from the child.
Next…
Send good mojo to Martin. His computer is having a shittastic day after being infected by a virus. We’re hoping his OS is not completely fuxxored, but it may be. Send your positive mojo.
Next…
A few people have asked for link buttons. As ususal, I have done a shittastic job with my key graphic program, PhotoDeluxe.
Behold:
If you don’t like them, then make me something better.
Lastly before I get up from the computer to get another scotch to counter my shittastic day, here’s a repost from a post I made at Metafilter about Bush’s proposed war on Iraq.
Do you know where Saddam got the VX nerve gas, the anthrax, and his military hardware?
Reagan and Bush sold them to him in the 80s. The goal was to get access to Iraq oil reserves.
Now, Bush & Cheney want access to the Iraq oil reserves again. They can’t buy Saddam off with with more weapons (“It wouldn’t be prudent.”), so then need to invade and let Exxon Mobil, Halliburton, and others get to work.
It’s all about oil.
It’s not about WMD.
It’s not about freedom.
It’s not about UN resolutions.
It’s not about American security.
It’s all about GREED.
I can only hope that America wakes up to the hijacking of our country by Bush/Cheney.
OK, I’m getting up for more scotch and my Blade II DVD now. Later.
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OMG! I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON!!!!
I just remembered (after reading the above) that probably months ago, I said that I would make you some link buttons and I never did. Then I noticed that I still hadn’t put you on my links page!!
I am so retarded. It’s not like I just complete forgot about you, I visit your site everyday, I just completely forgot about the buttons and link. I am sooo sorry. Please forgive me, I am usually not this inconsiderate of a person, I promise.
That being said, I really like the ones that you made. 😉
Couldn’t that samurai thingie at least spin or something? I mean, what’s the point of the web if you have no spinning icons? Sheesh…
I will definitely try to send some karma Martin’s way… His MNF ads have been cracking me up…
Spinning icons? You want spinning icons?
I think you are misusing shittastic. It sounds like a positive adjective to describe a normally negative event. “Did you see me frag that guy? It was shittastic!” Shittastic should be such an extreme form of “shitty” that it actually wraps around into the positive: A democrat getting hit by a bus is shitty. A republican getting hit by a bus is shittastic.
I just used “crap-a-riffic” in a corporate e-mail… And P is wrong, shittastic and crap-a-riffic are negatives not positives…
Hmph… Kids these days with their “bad means good” stuff!
“I came up with a new word today.
Shittastic.
I’m sure others have used it before, but I don’t care.”
That means it’s not new. Duh.