I can eat a twinkie in 12.85 seconds. That beats the local record of 13 seconds.
Chris and Dave were telling me that they had a speed Twinkie eating conference over the weekend and that Chris had won with a time of 13 seconds. Brad was nearby and stated that he could beat that. Someone tossed him a twinkie and the stopwatch came out. I decided to make an attempt too.
Brad attempted to shove the entire Twinkie into his mouth and swallow. I went with the 3 bites with seperate swallow method.
Here I am winning the contest while Brad is still masticating. Note my Survivor style form with tounge display and raised arms.
12.85 seconds, I dare you to beat it.
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In todays vernacular:
You ROCK!
(or is that yesterday’s?)
And They’re Off!
Cruft: 12.85 Seconds Brad got in a twinkie eating contest with his boss Mike. How cool is that? There is
Yeah, but can you eat that can of spam that quick…
Or Scrapple?
Am I the only person in the world that has never eaten a Twinkie?
You sir, are my hero! =)
Another Use For That Big Mouth Of Mine
This morning I got involved in a Twinkie-eating contest. I got schooled. In spite of my Zen centering techniques, my
oh for heavens sake… lame!