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Lanfest in LA

I’m planning to attend the Newegg LanFest 2k5 this weekend.
It looks like a lot for fun with a Bring Your Own Computer section of over 400 seats for gaming. With Battlefield 2 and Call of Duty being played, I’ll be in heaven.
So if you are a gamer, maybe I’ll see you at the Lanfest this weekend.

Pure Pwnage

Being a Pro Gamer (like me) means that I’m always up on the latest stuff on the intraweb.
Previously I have mentioned my love of Xfire, the gaming IM client. Recently, they added a downloading feature to auto-download movies and other large files. Since I’m Pro, I download the good WoW & FPS movies and watch them regularly.
The Xfire crew recently added the Pure Pwnage movies, and they OWN. Pure Pwnage is the story of Jeremy, a Pro, and his brother Kyle, a noob. Kyle like works the camera and stuff and Jeremy just basically owns noobs all the time.
Pro recommendations:
If you are an all-around Pro (like me), then start at Episode 1
If you are Pro in FPS, then start at Episode 5 (BOOM! Headshot!)
If you are Pro in WoW, then start at Episode 6
Go NOW and download the episodes at Pure Pwnage.
If you don’t play games (that means you Mom), this will be incomprehensible stuff. Mainly because you are a noob and don’t understand the joy of owning.
Seriously Mom, don’t download these movies. It will take way to long for me to explain it to you.

Chocolicious Wonkacakes

Loyal Cruft readers, I am quite vexed with you. It was only this Saturday that I stumbled across Chocolicious Wonkacakes at our local 7-Eleven. After reading my previous treatise on Sno-Balls, and knowing my love of gaily colored treats, not one of you had the decency to inform me that such a tasty new Wonka treat was on the market.
Note the freshness date is about to expire any day now. Had I not found the Wonkacakes, they might have been whisked off the shelves without any testing being possible.
Have no fear, I have done my research and can present the secrets of the Chocolicious Wonkacakes.


You simply can’t resist this packaging. I mean really, if it’s got Johnny Depp’s face on it, you have to buy it.

Looks like the standard Hostess cupcake except in purple and orange. The flavor was not different that standard chocolate & white frosting. I was eager to taste some unique Wokna flavor like a Snozzberry, but no such luck.

The true beauty of the Wonkacake is revealed once inside. Yes, a purple creme filling is at the heart of the Wonkacake. Once again, I hoped for a delightful new Wonka taste and strained my tastebuds for even a hint of berry. Alas, it tastes like the standard white creme filling.
You don’t think that Hostess is simply using the same recipe as their normal chocolate cupcake and only changing the food dye color? Naw…

A year with Prius

I recieved the new car registration sticker for the Prius this week. Hard to believe it’s been a full year since I first drove the Prius.


After 14,000 miles and a year of driving the car around town, to and from work, and several long road trips, I have to say it’s the best car I’ve ever driven. My Saturn, the first new car I ever had, still remains close to my heart from all the memories, but the Prius is a superior driving machine.
While the whole electric hybrid car is the first thing people think about when considering a Prius, I kinda forget about it most of the time. After spending the first few weeks watching the Info screen with the charging and mileage info, it got boring and I stopped doing. After Michele had the Prius up at 105 MPH on the I-5 with plenty left in the motor, I stopped thinking about performance.
For those that do concern themselves about mileage, I get 44 MPG pretty consistently. Yes, I know people can get 60+ out of a Prius, but I’m unwilling to do things like leave the air conditioning off, drive at 62.5 MPH, and fiddle with my tire pressure depending on the weather. That’s still phenomenal mileage for a sedan that seats 5, even several six footers.

The Good
What makes the car good is that it handles many of the little things well. There are three main tasks that the Prius handles in exemplary ways.

Keyless Operation
The keyless entry and ignition is fantastic. I simply walk up to the car and it unlocks. I don’t have to grab the keyfob to push a button. The car realizes I’m there, unlocks the doors and lights up the car interior. Once sitting in the car, I simply push the Power button and the car starts. Again, the keyfob can remain in my pocket. Once you do this for a while using a regular key seems old-fashioned and useless.
Bluetooth Integration
The implementation of Bluetooth in the car is nearly perfect. Once again, you simply start the car and it automatically connects to your mobile phone and now the car acts as your phone. There are buttons on the steering wheel to answer and hang up on calls. The car even accepts Bluetooth transfers of contact into a car based Address Book. There are three pages of one touch dial buttons you can configure.
The intergration of the phone is tight with the stereo so that the car mutes any audio, even pausing a CD, when a call is occuring. Hang up the call and your music starts right back up.
The only drawback is that you can’t switch between mobile phones while in motion. You have to be < 5MPH to get into the settings mode to do that. Not a problem for most people, but I carry a work phone and a personal phone, so it's an issue for me. Navigation System/Electronics
Toyota didn’t invent the GPS/Navigation system in the Prius, but they did integrate it well. Currently, I don’t like driving a car without a Nav system. It’s simply too nice to let the computer worry about exits and the details. I punch in where I want to go and the computer tells me how to get there and info about the the route. If I don’t like the route it chooses, it’s no big deal, I simply drive the way I want and the computer continuously reorients to the situation.
The deeply cool stuff is there in places like the location search. It’s easy to type in the name of a place and call up it’s location for use as a destination. But they went a step further and included the phone number as well. So when you call up a destination with a phone number the phone part of the car recognizes this and allows to dial that number directly. Who needs 411 when your car can do it?
The Bad
There are a few drawbacks to the car, but they are minor. Not enough to get rid of the car, but since you loyal Cruft readers are infohounds, I’ll include them.
Motion Lockout
When the car is in motion ( > 5MPH ) many of the menus are locked out on the display screen. You can’t enter a new location into the nav systems, dial a phone number, or adjust many of the car settings. The idea is that when you are driving you should not be typing. I agree to a point, but when you have a passenger in the car, they should be able to do this.
There is a third party mod you can do to the car from Coastal Electronic Technologies that fixes this, but I haven’t done it.
It’s not a computer
I use a lot of electronics in my daily life and most of them improve over time due to software revisions. Problems are fixed and slowly things get better. With automobiles it’s a different story. The car is forever locked into being a 2004 Toyota Prius. I’m not going get an email one day that says that an auxilary audio jack is been added if I just download a patch. I wish that the car could get more features over time without resorting to the 3rd party haxxoring. In theory Toyota could rev the software int he car and provide improvements, but it’s not in their plans. They’d rather have me buy a new Prius.
If you are considering buying a Prius, just do it. You won’t be disappointed.

Walmart

I’m on vacation here in Duck, North Carolina.
Part of the fun of being here in North Carolina is that I get to visit stores that I don’t regularly visit. The closest large store to our rental house is Walmart.
At home I don’t go to Walmart. California doesn’t have a lot of Walmart and none in my immediate vicinity. Furthermore, Michele has decided that we are Target people, not Walmart people. Not one to argue with my wife, I have not been to a Walmart in recent memory. Recent memory is the last 15 years, or the time since I moved out of the fraternity.
I was first shocked when I entered Walmart and they had boogie boards on sale for less than $10. ‘Wow, that’s a deal.’ I thought.
As I walked through the store my eyes began to glaze over like a zombie as my mouth said the words ‘Wow, that’s a deal.’ over and over. From chicken feed to video games to air conditioners to shotguns, there was nothing that Walmart didn’t have for a good price.
If not for the stern direction of my wife, all the cash in my wallet would have been sucked out into the Walmart registers. I still can’t get the image of the first-aid kit for $9.82 out of my mind.


Photo courtesy of cousin James

Here’s just one side of the sunscreen display. Amazing isn’t it?
How in the hell does someone shop regularly at a Walmart and not end up endlessly wandering the aisles looking for yet another deal?
I wonder how early Walmart opens and if those first aid kits are still on sale?

Fireworks



Fireworks, originally uploaded by Argyle.

Happy Independence Day!

Much love to loyal Cruft readers.