The D

Tonight I was folding laundry and watching my DVD of Tenacious D, the greatest band in the world.
Michele walked out of the bathroom and into the bedroom while the video for Tribute was playing. I said, “Shel, check it out, it’s Tenacious D!” She watched the end of the video.
I said, “Do you want to watch a few of their short movies?”, and I picked up the remote to play one. She said she just wanted to go to sleep. I replied, “But it’s Tenacious D…”.
Then she said, “Tenacious D sucks.”
Anyone know a good divorce attorney?
UPDATE: Michele has responded

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12 thoughts on “The D”

  1. If it would help, I am willing to make stuff up to see that you get custody of the girls. But really, what judge wouldn’t give it to you after hearing what she said.
    🙂

  2. What other band has covered the original Star Trek TV show theme with lyrics, Queen’s theme to Flash Gordon, and the 60’s Spider-Man theme all with only two acoustic guitars.
    “No other band,” is the answer.

  3. My Man

    My box of cruft has been blogging about me….. Things I never GOT 1. Spinal Tap 2. Fraternity Jokes 3. Gaming 4. Road to Perdition (and other countless movies than have NO women in them). Yet I still wash his

  4. Wow. That’s heavy stuff. I’m here for you man!!
    You may need to employ the services of Dr. Phil… =)

  5. *urk*
    *gak*
    The D Sucks??!??!??!111one??!!?!

    You know what time it is??? Its Tenacious D time, you mutha fu**a go!
    Take her to a live show in a small joint and you’ll turn her.

  6. Dude, you don’t get it. See. . . she’s playin’ along like she doesn’t like the D because that’s part of their act. Get it?
    Anyway, you know the D are playing at the Knitting Factory I think next month as a benefit for Kerry’s campaign. Playing with Naked Trucker and other comedy acts. Should be a good show.

  7. Tenacious D?
    At the Knitting Factory?
    Damn… if it didn’t require me to break several laws of socioeconomics & a few of physics to do it, I would *so* be there…

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