Martin is cool

I get back from lunch today and see an instant message from Martin. It says ‘you seen reverse cowgirl today?’. I link on over and see this post and say ‘Holy shit’.
To those not up on the blogosphere scene, Reverse Cowgirl is a well known weblogger in LA. She could be considered a weblog celebrity by many in the weblog world. Somehow she ended up on Martin’s site. She like the site and Martin. A lot. Enough to devote an entire post to how cool Martin is.
I guess I don’t always seen Martin as that cool. He’s one of my best friends and I take it for granted that he’s an actor and has plenty of cool stories. Our families hang out pretty much every weekend and we try to drink beers at least once a week sans wives. I even know what kind of pr0n he likes to download. But obviously, I underestimate his coolness. I mean he can’t even fix his own doorbell…
I guess I better re-edu-macate myself on what ‘cool’ is all about. I think I have long way to go. I’m the guy that brought a laptop and a cantenna to Hooters so we could surf the web from the bar…
Martin hosts his site on my web server. I looked at the bandwidth usage and his site’s sucking down the bandwidth. Gigabyte after gigabyte. I can only hope that some big Hollywood producer sees Martin and and decides to offer him a six-figure development deal ASAP. Previously, Martin had promised me a shoutout when he wins the oscar. Now I’m one step closer to being part of a real posse.
In an attempt to absorb some of Martin’s coolness & fame I will post this picture of us together drinking scotch.

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  3. well.
    i can’t imagine i’m the only Martin Devotee in the world. am i? i bet there are a great many other Martin Groupies out there in addition to myself. i must say, though, i was a little disappointed to hear Martin wrote you a note and not me, seeing as i’m the one working hard doing all that bandwith sucking. no easy task that. my jaw is already tired. you just wait until you see all the traffic Martin will get when i find that Martin Porn i’ve been looking for. anyhoo, if you could please tell Martin the next time he IMs you that i worried and furrowed my brow, in spite of all the botox, over using the phrase “rather rotund,” i would appreciate it. after all, in my world, that’s a compliment. i once dated a 6’6″, 300-lb pro-offensive lineman, so, comparatively-speaking, Martin is diminutive. in the future, i will only refer to Martin as a “strapping mandingo, forcing me to fairly chafe at my bit to unleash my unbridled pony lust for him.”
    thank you,
    susannah
    the kowgirl
    ps if my MTV Networks pilot ever flies, will Martin promise to appear on it? i sure hope so.

  4. Ms. Cowgirl,
    If you were on Martin’s IM list, you’d subject to his interjections as well.
    So exactly how much would Martin Porn be worth?

  5. dude, quick… help! i can find a place on kowpie/kowgir’l’s page to send her even an email. i maybe panicking, but I’s feels real bad.
    (did she call me mandingo?)
    now i have a porn name!

  6. Yeah Martin is cool, the Dodge Truck ad Martin was in was one of the few Dodge ads I had the pleasure of working with for the Dodge booth display at this year’s Detroit Auto show. It’s a really cool ad.
    The Geico ad is insane!

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