Before I run out to lunch, a quick note.
I love that Tony Pierce doesn’t like cats. I hate the fuckers. They know that I know that they are just watching us and waiting for chance to eat us.
They play that game with purring and rubbing your leg and shit, but I know it’s all an act. Cats are lone hunters, stalking prey all the time. Wake up people, they will EAT you if you give them a chance.
Dogs are way different. Dogs are pack animals and stand by their group till death. Loyalty+++
If you don’t read Tony’s site, you should. His book, How to Blog, arrived this weekend. Didn’t read much of it yet with girls, WoW, and the NFL keeping me busy, but hopefully sometime this week I can pick it up. The first page says ‘none of this is true’, I started laughing right there.
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Do you think you’d have to be so lifeless, and the cat so hungry before it would actually happen? Or do you suspect that all the mysterious disappearances each year are cats just deciding to eat their owners (spontaneously)? Just wondering if I should be nervous. Although my cat is pretty fat.
I read somewhere that cats go for the lips first. They’ll eat them right off your face.
That’s why we sleep with our bedroom door shut. We don’t trust our cat.
Damn, he’s on to us!
Quick, spray everything with pee!