Spam/Virii/Slash?

Today, my inbox recieved a strange email.
The email was identified as a virus, W32.Mimail.M@mm to be exact.
I looked at the text of the message and it began with, “No one in bed is better than you Gollum.”
Wowsa. A combo virus attack and LotR slash fiction all in one. A true sign of the apocalypse.