I’m going to rant now…

No, you cannot have a flat screen monitor.
No, I cannot finish that five year plan by Friday.
No, I will not pay for that.
No, you have to listen to me, I’m the boss.
No, I haven’t read your email yet.
No, you can’t have a raise or a promotion.

Yes, if I ask you to make something work, I expect it to work.
Yes, I’m busy.
Yes, I expect you to make a decision.
Yes, I have a problem with that.
Yes, that plan will piss people off.
Yes, I already told you the answer.

Women Drivers

On the way to work I saw a women putting on her makeup while driving down the freeway at 60 MPH. She was holding a mirror in her right hand and mascara brush in her left. WTF?

Sometimes I wish I could spraypaint “Moron” on people’s car legally.

TV

I just finished watching Jeremiah on Showtime. Actually, it was last weeks episode. I liked it. We’ll see if this take on the post-end-of-the-world sci-fi will take off. There is a little x-files feel to it.

Long weekend. Finally picked up the exer-cycle my parents are graciously lending me. The test will be tommorrow at 6Am when I hope to rise from blissful sleep and use it.

Anyone have an opinion on weblogger software? Between Movable Type, Blogger Pro, PostNuke, NewsPro, etc. The options are wide open. Let me know if you have an opinion.

More to come…

Ascii baby…

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To make your own go here.

Enterprise in the Panda Express

I was eating dinner with the girls in the Panda Express, a Chinese fast food chain. As we were walkign out I heard the Muzak playing over the speakers.

“… the faith … of the heart …”

OMFG!

It’s the new Star Trek: Enterprise theme song! The one everyone hates. What is it doing as background music in a fast food joint?

The mind boggles.

DMB

The Dave Matthews version of the Stones song, Wild Horses is kick-ass.

It is a crime against humanity that you can’t buy this song on a CD.

When the revolution comes, the RIAA will be the first against the wall…