This was taped to my computer monitor when I got home tonight…
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11 thoughts on “Danger Signs”
EEK. If most of these rules, but not all of them, are true, are you still addicted? Your mother may have an addiction!
By the way. Do you remember if I can edit my blog on my new Mac yet? I don’t see the button or the link that says; Edit Mom on the Alert.
Don’t feel compelled to fix it if you don’t have the time. I am trying to figure things out and still trying to find where everything is. just so you know … I am writing this comment from my beautiful new computer and starting to make a list of questions to ask Mac people.
I am looking forward to the day that I am a one computer person but you should see my office in it’s present state. All three computers and two printers plugged in and running. At least I think so.
However, I just tried to print something out but found that something is wrong with the connection to one of the two printers that are now in my office. For all I know something may just be turned off. Well, that is something to consider tomorrow. Oh my God. I mean later today. Night.
Ruht-roh!
See what you did now Mr. Cruft? You got your moms all hooked on the intarweb crack. Now that ain’t cool. Don’t even think about pimpin’ her out for data entry either.
Regarding #13, why isn’t playing computer games a “real-world hobby”? Don’t computers exist in the real world?
Also, it seems to me they left out a rather important entry concerning pr0n.
Oh, and BTW – WAY TO GO “MOM!” Always happy to welcome another Apple user into the fold.
First off, Apple users really need to get over themselves.
And B., that list makes me experience guilt and shame.
–Haven Perez
a.k.a.
Chaka
NeoDude
For BillB:
Can I ask you questions about the imac? Do you need another headache?
For Haven:
Is this really Haven? Are you the Haven who went to school with Matt? Hello and how are you? Haven’t seen or heard from you in years.
If you are another Haven. I wish you a nice day.
If you are our Haven, please write back to Judi@momonthealert.com.
It’s me. The Haven, with the Perry Ellis perfume that would make you sick.
At least half of those apply to me.
Sure “Mom”, feel free to ask. My wife, brother and parents are all iMac owners. I’ve got a Mac Mini (waiting for the intel versions to come out to splurge on a bigger system.)
In the meantime, a good forum for Mac rumors and help can be found here: http://forums.macrumors.com/
Thanks Bill
I have added your name to the list! 🙂
EEK. If most of these rules, but not all of them, are true, are you still addicted? Your mother may have an addiction!
By the way. Do you remember if I can edit my blog on my new Mac yet? I don’t see the button or the link that says; Edit Mom on the Alert.
Don’t feel compelled to fix it if you don’t have the time. I am trying to figure things out and still trying to find where everything is. just so you know … I am writing this comment from my beautiful new computer and starting to make a list of questions to ask Mac people.
I am looking forward to the day that I am a one computer person but you should see my office in it’s present state. All three computers and two printers plugged in and running. At least I think so.
However, I just tried to print something out but found that something is wrong with the connection to one of the two printers that are now in my office. For all I know something may just be turned off. Well, that is something to consider tomorrow. Oh my God. I mean later today. Night.
Ruht-roh!
See what you did now Mr. Cruft? You got your moms all hooked on the intarweb crack. Now that ain’t cool. Don’t even think about pimpin’ her out for data entry either.
Regarding #13, why isn’t playing computer games a “real-world hobby”? Don’t computers exist in the real world?
Also, it seems to me they left out a rather important entry concerning pr0n.
Oh, and BTW – WAY TO GO “MOM!” Always happy to welcome another Apple user into the fold.
First off, Apple users really need to get over themselves.
And B., that list makes me experience guilt and shame.
–Haven Perez
a.k.a.
Chaka
NeoDude
For BillB:
Can I ask you questions about the imac? Do you need another headache?
For Haven:
Is this really Haven? Are you the Haven who went to school with Matt? Hello and how are you? Haven’t seen or heard from you in years.
If you are another Haven. I wish you a nice day.
If you are our Haven, please write back to Judi@momonthealert.com.
It’s me. The Haven, with the Perry Ellis perfume that would make you sick.
At least half of those apply to me.
Sure “Mom”, feel free to ask. My wife, brother and parents are all iMac owners. I’ve got a Mac Mini (waiting for the intel versions to come out to splurge on a bigger system.)
In the meantime, a good forum for Mac rumors and help can be found here: http://forums.macrumors.com/
Thanks Bill
I have added your name to the list! 🙂