We here at Cruft Manor do not do triathlons. We engage in huge amounts of mental exercise to compensate.

But my co-worker, Mr. P., is participating in a triathlon for charity tomorrow. Please consider being an Athletic Supporter and donating to Mr. P as he does a half-mile swim in the Pacific Ocean, 18-mile bike ride along the Pacific Coast Highway, and 4-mile beachside run for your donation.

The money goes to the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS. So please, toss a few $ to Mr. P's effort.