If I was a billionaire, I could win this auction for a samurai helmet with antlers. (via Boing Boing)

For a long time, when playing MMORPGs, I have liked to wear deer antlers.

Here's a few images from Ultima Online of me:

Now take a look at what's for sale on ebay:

You see what I'm talking about? Why Bill Gates hasn't snapped this up is beyond me...