First, go watch this movie.  That was me circa 1984.  Hilarious stuff.
I wrote a new Ultima tale tonight.
Here's a tip for all you wannabe linux weenies out there. When doing a fresh install, take the time to check if your video card is supported.  I repartioned my drive to install mandrak Linux on my box.  Went smooth until the X configuration.  Bomb.  Try again. Bomb.  After beating my head against the wall for the entire morning, I finally read the readme.txt.  Well, it seems that my super sweet GeForce 2 GTS ain't supported too well just yet.  It seems that besides needing XFree86 4, I need the custom drivers from nVidia as well.
Unfortunately, the Mandrake install loaded XFree86 3 instead of 4.  So now I am tasked with upgrading to 4 from the command line.  To top it off, you can't RPM from XFree 3 to 4.  I fear that it might involved *gasp* compiling a new kernel.  Wish me luck.