May 16, 2007
A Human Guide to Dog Cyberspace

Dogs have their own version of cyberspace, here is how to translate:

Dog peeing – sending an email
Dog sniffing – reading an email
Dog pooping – making an attachment
Dog peeing/sniffing a tree/pole - posting on a message board
Dog sniffing the butt of another dog – exchanging a PGP key
Dog barking – instant messaging
Dog howling – blog posting
Dog growling - commenting on post
Dog looking through fence – watching television
Dog on a walk - surfing the web
Dog digging a hole – creating a web site
Dog sticking head out a car window – using an RSS feed reader
Dog chasing a cat/squirrel - stopping a virus
Dog fetching a stick/toy - video gaming
Dog eating human food - wanking to porn

Dogs run Windows
Cats run OS X

Anything I missed?

Posted by michael at May 16, 2007 11:55 PM


Dogs fighting - Flamewar

Posted by: Brad [] on May 17, 2007 8:55 AM

>>Cats run OS X

Cats have 9 yeah, that's about right.

Posted by: BillB [] on May 17, 2007 2:58 PM

Dog getting neutered - installing a firewall

Posted by: Mister P. [] on May 18, 2007 1:38 PM

Cats dig holes for Windows in their litterbox.

Posted by: BillB [] on May 18, 2007 3:12 PM

hey... i run both... i am so confused!

Posted by: Martin Diggs [] on May 20, 2007 2:02 PM
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