Dear Internet,

Please give the following topics a break for a while. I am sick of them.

1) IPods - No more articles about hacking them, listening to them, new models, or sales figures.

2) WiMAX - No more WiMAX testing stories, WiMAX product launches, WiBRO linkage, or business models based on WiMAX.

3) Conspiracy theories - They are good for fictional novels, but in real life no one is smart enough to pull them off.

4) Lastly, please make Ed Adkins and Tom Green kiss and make up. I'll buy the beers. I'll even buy pitchers at Hooters to get them to stop.