April 29, 2004
5ives

Today in #joiito I was challenged to write a 5ives, a list of five things. Here's what I wrote:

Five translations of Wifespeak

1) No = Yes
2) Are you busy? = I have something for you do.
3) You don't have to get me anything for [holiday]. = Prove your love by disobeying me.
4) No, nothing's wrong. = I'm pissed.
5) What do you want for dinner? = I want to go out for dinner.

Posted by michael at April 29, 2004 10:29 PM | TrackBack

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Five Translations of Bossspeak

1) Can I see you in my office? = You’re fired
2) I have an opportunity for you. = You’re fired
3) We’re restructuring. = You’re fired
4) Meet Bob, who starts today. = You’re fired
5) Did you take the last donut? = You’re fired

Posted by: Mister P. [http://misterp.blogspot.com] on April 30, 2004 11:03 AM

It's...so...true!
(not mr. p's)

Posted by: Pat [http://blog.patbryant.com] on April 30, 2004 04:15 PM
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