Today in #joiito I was challenged to write a 5ives, a list of five things. Here's what I wrote:

Five translations of Wifespeak

1) No = Yes
2) Are you busy? = I have something for you do.
3) You don't have to get me anything for [holiday]. = Prove your love by disobeying me.
4) No, nothing's wrong. = I'm pissed.
5) What do you want for dinner? = I want to go out for dinner.