September 18, 2003

Michele bought me a new aftershave. She proudly explained how it had no alcohol in it.

How can aftershave not have alcohol in it? Without alcohol, where is that sting and instant wake up in the morning? Who need coffee when you slap on some Aqua Velva!

Michele says I smell nice. I'll never understand women.

Posted by michael at September 18, 2003 07:48 AM