OK, I'm tired of the virii.

If you are a Cruft reader and you use Windows, please go to Windows Update right now and hit Scan for updates, and get your system patched up.

Do it right now. I mean it. Don't make me come over there and yell at you.

Next, make sure your anti-virus software is running. If you don't think you have anti-virus software, go to Symantec and download the trial version of Norton Anti-Virus. Then install the software.

Do it right now. I'm not kidding. I'd hate for your computer to be a part of the virus problem. If you don't run anti-virus, I'm going to come over to you house with a baseball bat and smash your computer so it can't carry any more virii.