At lunch we headed out to grab our free Slurpees at 7-Eleven.

We walked into the store and said, "Where's the free slurpees?"

The man behind the counter said, "Seven to Eleven!"
I said, "Yeah, where''s the free Slurpees?"
He said, "It's over! Seven to Eleven!"

Evidently the knuckleheads at Corporate 7-Eleven decided to only have free stuff from 7AM to 11AM.

Fuckers...