I can eat a twinkie in 12.85 seconds. That beats the local record of 13 seconds.
Chris and Dave were telling me that they had a speed Twinkie eating conference over the weekend and that Chris had won with a time of 13 seconds. Brad was nearby and stated that he could beat that. Someone tossed him a twinkie and the stopwatch came out. I decided to make an attempt too.

Brad attempted to shove the entire Twinkie into his mouth and swallow. I went with the 3 bites with seperate swallow method.

Here I am winning the contest while Brad is still masticating. Note my Survivor style form with tounge display and raised arms.
12.85 seconds, I dare you to beat it.
Posted by michael at January 13, 2003 03:23 PM | TrackBackIn todays vernacular:
You ROCK!
(or is that yesterday's?)
Posted by: Dean [http://www.thompsonian.org/blog/] on January 13, 2003 06:50 PMYeah, but can you eat that can of spam that quick...
Posted by: Martin [http://www.chokersandwich.com] on January 13, 2003 09:18 PMOr Scrapple?
Posted by: BillB [http://squidly.com] on January 14, 2003 05:28 AMAm I the only person in the world that has never eaten a Twinkie?
Posted by: gesikah [http://www.lifewithageek.com] on January 14, 2003 11:21 AMYou sir, are my hero! =)
Posted by: roXet [http://www.roxet.net] on January 15, 2003 08:06 AMoh for heavens sake... lame!
Posted by: [] on March 23, 2004 11:37 PM