January 13, 2003
12.85 Seconds

I can eat a twinkie in 12.85 seconds. That beats the local record of 13 seconds.

Chris and Dave were telling me that they had a speed Twinkie eating conference over the weekend and that Chris had won with a time of 13 seconds. Brad was nearby and stated that he could beat that. Someone tossed him a twinkie and the stopwatch came out. I decided to make an attempt too.

Brad attempted to shove the entire Twinkie into his mouth and swallow. I went with the 3 bites with seperate swallow method.

Here I am winning the contest while Brad is still masticating. Note my Survivor style form with tounge display and raised arms.

12.85 seconds, I dare you to beat it.

Posted by michael at January 13, 2003 03:23 PM | TrackBack

Comments

In todays vernacular:

You ROCK!

(or is that yesterday's?)

Posted by: Dean [http://www.thompsonian.org/blog/] on January 13, 2003 06:50 PM

Yeah, but can you eat that can of spam that quick...

Posted by: Martin [http://www.chokersandwich.com] on January 13, 2003 09:18 PM

Or Scrapple?

Posted by: BillB [http://squidly.com] on January 14, 2003 05:28 AM

Am I the only person in the world that has never eaten a Twinkie?

Posted by: gesikah [http://www.lifewithageek.com] on January 14, 2003 11:21 AM

You sir, are my hero! =)

Posted by: roXet [http://www.roxet.net] on January 15, 2003 08:06 AM

oh for heavens sake... lame!

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