I, unlike many of you Gen Y types, read two newspapers every morning. In this morning's paper, deep inside, I found this item:

While I am sorry about Ms. Lawrence's death, this still baffles me.

Why was she paying someone to ENLARGE her buttocks? I have never heard of such a thing. Wouldn't a steady diet of donuts and Coca-Cola have the same effect?

Someone please explain this to me, I'm completely at a loss.

Posted by michael at March 24, 2001 08:07 AM