I was walking into work from the parking structure this morning. I take the stairs because it's the only exercise my sorry ass gets. A women headed down the stairs just in front of me. She walks down the stairs at a snail's pace. WTF? I normally blaze down the stairs 2 at a time.

Then I realized, she's wearing women's shoes. Some sort of stupid ass sandal with no back. She's going slow because she's afraid her shoes will fall off otherwise.

Let me say this out in the open. Women's shoes are the result of collective mass insanity by the fairer sex. Why else would women put up with uncomfortable shoes that can fall off your feet.

Thank God I am a man.