On my drive home from work, I started making haikus about the office. I need a break...
My Enterprise Portal PAR
Why won't they sign it?
I must drink more Scotch tonight
I know I should update more, but alas, I am a slacker.
My wife gave me a bottle of compressed Orange Juice tablets. They are kinda like a lozenge that you suck on. Supposedly by eating one tablet, it is like drinking two big glasses of orange juice.
When I opened the bottle, I was shocked to see the amount of cotton packed inside.
I had a cup of coffee and a slice of pecan pie for breakfast.
I am bouncing off the walls. Sugar and caffiene levels are maxxed. I fear a crash coming...
What you want more substanitive updates? STFU...