January 31, 2002
I have been working too much

On my drive home from work, I started making haikus about the office. I need a break...

My Enterprise Portal PAR
Why won't they sign it?
I must drink more Scotch tonight

Posted by michael at 10:13 PM
January 30, 2002
An Update

I know I should update more, but alas, I am a slacker.

My wife gave me a bottle of compressed Orange Juice tablets. They are kinda like a lozenge that you suck on. Supposedly by eating one tablet, it is like drinking two big glasses of orange juice.

When I opened the bottle, I was shocked to see the amount of cotton packed inside.

That is an eighteen inch ruler shown.

What the hell is the idea of stuffing almost a yard of cotton into my bottle of orange juice tablets?

Posted by michael at 08:44 AM
January 03, 2002

I had a cup of coffee and a slice of pecan pie for breakfast.

I am bouncing off the walls. Sugar and caffiene levels are maxxed. I fear a crash coming...

What you want more substanitive updates? STFU...

Posted by michael at 09:15 AM